Pearly Gates...
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Three men are standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first one: "During your time on earth, what did you use your penis for?". The man answers: "Well, mainly for peeing, but I used it to have sex a little bit too...". St. Peter becomes angry, sends him to hell and asks the second man the same question. The man answers: "I used it half and half. 50% for peeing and the other 50% for having sex...". Again St. Peter becomes angry and sends him downstairs to the devil. Then he asks the third man the same question. The man wearily admits: "I only used it 10% for peeing and the other 90% I used to have sex... I'll find my way down to hell..." St. Peter gladly replies: "What are you talking about son? Come in! This is paradise, not a damn urinal..."
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Three men are standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asks the first one: "During your time on earth, what did you use your penis for?". The man answers: "Well, mainly for peeing, but I used it to have sex a little bit too...". St. Peter becomes angry, sends him to hell and asks the second man the same question. The man answers: "I used it half and half. 50% for peeing and the other 50% for having sex...". Again St. Peter becomes angry and sends him downstairs to the devil. Then he asks the third man the same question. The man wearily admits: "I only used it 10% for peeing and the other 90% I used to have sex... I'll find my way down to hell..." St. Peter gladly replies: "What are you talking about son? Come in! This is paradise, not a damn urinal..."
:thumbsup: Wasn't that the eleventh Commandment? "Love to have sex" Well it was the days moses got the commandments from God. He arrived with three stone plates and he said to all people: "Here I come with the 15..." (crash) "... shit, ehm, 10 Commandments given by God!"
SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!
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:thumbsup: Wasn't that the eleventh Commandment? "Love to have sex" Well it was the days moses got the commandments from God. He arrived with three stone plates and he said to all people: "Here I come with the 15..." (crash) "... shit, ehm, 10 Commandments given by God!"
SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!
Reminds me of this: pope finds 11th commandment[^] Unfortunately it's German, but it reads "11th commandment: enjoy sex" and the bottom line: "the pope finds 11th commandment" PS. as Richard mentioned correctly, I missed to translate the thought bubble. It says: "Shit"... it sums up all the thoughts that might run through his mind in that moment quite nicely ;)
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Reminds me of this: pope finds 11th commandment[^] Unfortunately it's German, but it reads "11th commandment: enjoy sex" and the bottom line: "the pope finds 11th commandment" PS. as Richard mentioned correctly, I missed to translate the thought bubble. It says: "Shit"... it sums up all the thoughts that might run through his mind in that moment quite nicely ;)
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Reminds me of this: pope finds 11th commandment[^] Unfortunately it's German, but it reads "11th commandment: enjoy sex" and the bottom line: "the pope finds 11th commandment" PS. as Richard mentioned correctly, I missed to translate the thought bubble. It says: "Shit"... it sums up all the thoughts that might run through his mind in that moment quite nicely ;)
You missed the translation of the thought bubble! :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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You missed the translation of the thought bubble! :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Thanks for pointing it out Richard. I corrected it :) ...the poor fella, his whole life crushed in a second ;)
