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Phrases That Don't Make Sense

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    From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense. Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.

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      From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense. Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.

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      ...and still waiting for the final revision to the final version of the specifications.

      "Coming soon"

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        From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense. Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.

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        The part that doesn't make sense is the final version of the specifications We all know there is no "final" version of specifications :)

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          The part that doesn't make sense is the final version of the specifications We all know there is no "final" version of specifications :)

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          ^ This man has experience in the field.

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            The part that doesn't make sense is the final version of the specifications We all know there is no "final" version of specifications :)

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            There is actually a final version of specifications* *Subject to change without notice.

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              There is actually a final version of specifications* *Subject to change without notice.

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              Shameel wrote:

              There is actually a final version of specifications

              I'd be happy with just that :sigh:

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                From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense. Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.

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                Every revision of a specification is the final version of that specification. The revision you get tomorrow is a new specification.

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                  The part that doesn't make sense is the final version of the specifications We all know there is no "final" version of specifications :)

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                  Half the damn time there isn't a first version of the specification!

                  The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    Half the damn time there isn't a first version of the specification!

                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                    Most of the time my specifications are this: Make it like project X, except it'll be different. Of course they can't explain what is different, so I spend a couple hundred hours making something only to have to throw half of it out and do it again...

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                      From time to time my work in IT has caused me to mutter things that make no sense. Today's example: I just received the 3rd revision to the final version of the specifications.

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                      During a recent product release cycle, we made it to RC13. Yes, release candidate 13. :sigh:

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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