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    Nagy Vilmos
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    When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin. I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But Mum was unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course now, my daughters get swimming lessons because they wanted them.

    speramus in juniperus

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      When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin. I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But Mum was unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course now, my daughters get swimming lessons because they wanted them.

      speramus in juniperus

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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin.

      Sorry, but you're just not my type...

      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin.

        Sorry, but you're just not my type...

        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        How about if he wore his extra woolly jumper?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin. I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But Mum was unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course now, my daughters get swimming lessons because they wanted them.

          speramus in juniperus

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          Watching Big Bang Theory are we?

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin. I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But Mum was unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course now, my daughters get swimming lessons because they wanted them.

            speramus in juniperus

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            eagle eggs and lion semen

            Of course what you wanted was Eagle semen and Lion eggs. Had your mum known that, she could have got the former from the appropriately named Randy Meisner, and the latter from any supermarket - heck they even put a stamp on them so you knew they were Lion eggs!

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              When I was a child, I wanted a Griffin. I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But Mum was unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course now, my daughters get swimming lessons because they wanted them.

              speramus in juniperus

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              Ha! Everyone know you would need eagle semen and lion eggs.

              Gabriel Szabo

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