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  • L Lost User

    Everyone dies at the end.

    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    Life is the only incurable disease...

    I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      Life is the only incurable disease...

      I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

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      Maximilien
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      sexually transmitted.

      I'd rather be phishing!

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      • L Lost User

        Everyone dies at the end.

        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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        Lost User
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        I'm immortal. So far...

        “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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        • L Lost User

          Everyone dies at the end.

          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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          Ranjan D
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          Believers of re-incarnation says - Everyone dies at the end and reborn's. Thanks,

          Ranjan.D

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            Believers of re-incarnation says - Everyone dies at the end and reborn's. Thanks,

            Ranjan.D

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            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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            I believe I was reborn 4 times already. At the birth of my kids :)

            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

            "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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            • L Lost User

              Everyone dies at the end.

              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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              Mike Hankey
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              It starts the day you're born!

              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

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              • L Lost User

                Everyone dies at the end.

                Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                Not everyone...

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                • L Lost User

                  Everyone dies at the end.

                  Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  "No one here gets out alive" -- Jim Morrison "Life; don't talk to me about life." -- Marvin

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                  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                    I believe I was reborn 4 times already. At the birth of my kids :)

                    I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).

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                    Ranjan D
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                    Yes you are right to an extent. Your kids do inherit your attributes and behaviors and look alike :) Oh this isn't programming :-D

                    Ranjan.D

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                    • R Ranjan D

                      Believers of re-incarnation says - Everyone dies at the end and reborn's. Thanks,

                      Ranjan.D

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                      Lost User
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                      Ranjan.D wrote:

                      Everyone dies

                      Point is you still die :)

                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Everyone dies at the end.

                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                        ricmil42
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                        I'm having myself declared a government program, they never die.

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                        • L Lost User

                          Ranjan.D wrote:

                          Everyone dies

                          Point is you still die :)

                          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                          Ranjan D
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                          Yes we all , includes me , you and all living entities. Some where I read, Our life is required for a soul to experience. Our soul had some desires and in-order to fulfill that we are born, die and reborn. Hmm not too much of philosophy in evening :) Thanks,

                          Ranjan.D

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                          • L Lost User

                            Everyone dies at the end.

                            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                            virang_21
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                            Death is so finite on the other hand life is full of possibilities - George R. R. Martin A Song of Ice and Fire

                            Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Everyone dies at the end.

                              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                              Matt T Heffron
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                              Good health is just the slowest possible way to die.

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                                Believers of re-incarnation says - Everyone dies at the end and reborn's. Thanks,

                                Ranjan.D

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                                Captain Price
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                                So you don't believe in reincarnation ?

                                "If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"

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                                • M Matt T Heffron

                                  Good health is just the slowest possible way to die.

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                                  Captain Price
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                                  In theory, Yes. But reality would be far different.

                                  "If A is a success in life, then A=x+y+z. (Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.)"

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    Everyone dies at the end.

                                    Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                    Johnny J
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                                    Quote[^]

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
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                                    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
                                    Greg King
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                                    I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
                                    Lily Tomlin, Actress

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Everyone dies at the end.

                                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Sorry, but, as a scientist, I have to say that that has never been proven.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        Everyone dies at the end.

                                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        According to my pension company Past trends are not a guarentee of future performance

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Everyone dies at the end.

                                          Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                          Vivi Chellappa
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                                          Life's a bitch. Then you die.

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