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So who among you would want Jeffrey Zients' new job?

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    White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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      White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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      kdmote wrote:

      High risk, high profile, high stress;

      Basically sounds like the potential of most of my jobs. If the system is down then if they are not screaming at me it just means they have a lot of self control. But I have just gotten use to ignoring it.

      kdmote wrote:

      how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature

      How much does it pay?

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        White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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        It's easy. Shut down the website and put a phone number for registration: Just dial 1-800-F1--KYO [^]

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          White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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          I'd take it. You forgot one important criterion: high reward. And this being government work, you get that regardless of results... (But I suspect that most of us could do a better job anyway)

          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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            kdmote wrote:

            how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

            Sure why not? It's a win no matter what for him. If he succeeds, "Look what I did!" If he does not "Hey that system was #$%@ from the get go. But I gave it my all!" Either way politically speaking it is a victory. As the saying goes "any publicity is good publicity". And I am sure it pays a pretty penny as well...

            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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              It's easy. Shut down the website and put a phone number for registration: Just dial 1-800-F1--KYO [^]

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              Oh dear! I hadn't heard about that one. That CANNOT have been an accident.

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                White House enlists Jeffrey Zients to help fix HealthCare.gov I'm not interested in a political discussion here, but just curious how many of you would want to be "tapped" to fix something of this nature. (High risk, high profile, high stress; oh yeah, and if you screw up, you get a phone call from the President.)

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                "He’s an expert in the field of effective management," Carney said, adding the agency would be "tapping his experience and expertise." Oh, so he knows about web technologies? No? He's just a good manager. I see: a total know-nothing wanker who knows how to shout at people? That'll get the job done! This just gets funnier and funnier.

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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