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How does a programmer name their children?

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  • S Simon Lee Shugar

    protected override RedHeadedPoopingMachineWithMothersTemper(Feed feedOften, Clean cleanPoop, Love lotsOfLove)
    {

    }

    Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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    as long as shes not public everything is fine * i would call her "java" i mean really cmon c# f# j# or even c++ sounds a little weird not to mention cobol or PHP or Phyton her first word would be her first name "java" after that she could clearly learn "public static void main (String [] args)" "{" "System.out.println("Hello World");" "}" :cool::thumbsup: my kid will be the master of nerds :-\

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    • S Simon Lee Shugar

      protected override RedHeadedPoopingMachineWithMothersTemper(Feed feedOften, Clean cleanPoop, Love lotsOfLove)
      {

      }

      Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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      StM0n
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      Damn... how could I mention dependency injection[^] without implying something...

      (yes|no|maybe)*

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        Damn... how could I mention dependency injection[^] without implying something...

        (yes|no|maybe)*

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        Rob Philpott
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        Thanks for link, but I already know that Dependency Injection is just a load of agile propoganda spouted by militant socalists. Interface first, my foot.

        Regards, Rob Philpott.

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        • S StM0n

          Damn... how could I mention dependency injection[^] without implying something...

          (yes|no|maybe)*

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          OriginalGriff
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          As long as your name isn't Fritzl you should be ok. ;)

          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            As long as your name isn't Fritzl you should be ok. ;)

            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            StM0n
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            Just let me check... nope... it isn't ;)

            (yes|no|maybe)*

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            • D David Goebet

              as long as shes not public everything is fine * i would call her "java" i mean really cmon c# f# j# or even c++ sounds a little weird not to mention cobol or PHP or Phyton her first word would be her first name "java" after that she could clearly learn "public static void main (String [] args)" "{" "System.out.println("Hello World");" "}" :cool::thumbsup: my kid will be the master of nerds :-\

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              walterhevedeich
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              Ruby and Pearl (Perl) would also be fine names.

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              • S Simon Lee Shugar

                protected override RedHeadedPoopingMachineWithMothersTemper(Feed feedOften, Clean cleanPoop, Love lotsOfLove)
                {

                }

                Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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                Keith Barrow
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                Or something like that.

                PB 369,783 wrote:

                I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                  Ruby and Pearl (Perl) would also be fine names.

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                  David Goebet
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                  lets get it more esoteric - like Whitespace BrainF**k Befungi Cow LOLCODE Loopy or Zombie - zombie would be a nice name for a girl - she already has her own song :-O

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                    lets get it more esoteric - like Whitespace BrainF**k Befungi Cow LOLCODE Loopy or Zombie - zombie would be a nice name for a girl - she already has her own song :-O

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                    walterhevedeich
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                    David Goebet wrote:

                    esoteric

                    David Goebet wrote:

                    Zombie - zombie would be a nice name for a girl - she already has her own song :O

                    Shakespeare will agree to that. ;)

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                      Damn... how could I mention dependency injection[^] without implying something...

                      (yes|no|maybe)*

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                      cptKoala
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                      erm... 'Lady Di' maybe?

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                        erm... 'Lady Di' maybe?

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                        :laugh:

                        (yes|no|maybe)*

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