Microsoft says it has offered to help fix issues with Healthcare.gov site
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According to The Hill, Microsoft sent letters back to the committee late last week stating that the company had in fact "offered to provide technical expertise and assistance" with Healthcare.gov.
Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here [modified] OK, I'll try: It looks like you're trying to create a health care system. Would you like help with that? Initializing Healthcare.gov. 15 minutes to go... 14... 2... 3 hours... 10 minutes... 60 days Now installing patch 12 of 34. Reboot of the country may be required.
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According to The Hill, Microsoft sent letters back to the committee late last week stating that the company had in fact "offered to provide technical expertise and assistance" with Healthcare.gov.
Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here [modified] OK, I'll try: It looks like you're trying to create a health care system. Would you like help with that? Initializing Healthcare.gov. 15 minutes to go... 14... 2... 3 hours... 10 minutes... 60 days Now installing patch 12 of 34. Reboot of the country may be required.
Kent Sharkey wrote:
Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here
Yes, you can. "I am from Microsoft and I am here to help you." "I am from Microsoft and I am here to take your money away from you."
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here
Yes, you can. "I am from Microsoft and I am here to help you." "I am from Microsoft and I am here to take your money away from you."
You've inspired me. I came back and updated that post with a few of my own. But yeah, I'm sure every "corporate consultant" company would Looooove to get their paws in to "help" (read, take your money away from you).
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According to The Hill, Microsoft sent letters back to the committee late last week stating that the company had in fact "offered to provide technical expertise and assistance" with Healthcare.gov.
Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here [modified] OK, I'll try: It looks like you're trying to create a health care system. Would you like help with that? Initializing Healthcare.gov. 15 minutes to go... 14... 2... 3 hours... 10 minutes... 60 days Now installing patch 12 of 34. Reboot of the country may be required.
These jokes are way too old. Microsoft makes solid products. Not perfect but neither do any of us. And there was never anyone better to overtake Microsoft or they would have. Just saying. I never understood the hate towards Microsoft. You must be an apple person.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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These jokes are way too old. Microsoft makes solid products. Not perfect but neither do any of us. And there was never anyone better to overtake Microsoft or they would have. Just saying. I never understood the hate towards Microsoft. You must be an apple person.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Yeah, there has been a distinctly anti-Microsoft vibe with The Insider News since Kent took over posting. I miss Terrence...
Be The Noise
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Yeah, there has been a distinctly anti-Microsoft vibe with The Insider News since Kent took over posting. I miss Terrence...
Be The Noise
I don't feel I'm anti-Microsoft any more than I'm anti-Google (see all the "Do some evil" posts) or anti-Apple (see all the "Well that's thinking different" posts) or anti-just about everyone. There are few companies that I am completely anti (and those probably just never appear in the newsletter). You may have also noticed I take requests (see the "Thank you" items). So... feel free to post sunshine and roses.
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These jokes are way too old. Microsoft makes solid products. Not perfect but neither do any of us. And there was never anyone better to overtake Microsoft or they would have. Just saying. I never understood the hate towards Microsoft. You must be an apple person.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
You must be an apple person.
Jaaaaaaaayzzzzzzzzzuzzzz. One does not have to be an "apple person" to have issues with Microsoft nor vice versa. It's not "hate". This simple-minded tribalism that suggests that one can never say anything disparaging towards "my company" and only think bad thoughts of "that other company" is ridiculous in this day and age. Yes, Microsoft has done some real good in this industry. Yes, they are a successful company. But they are also a company (like every other large corporation) filled with stupid ideas that make it into the products. If we're not allowed to see them, comment on them, and laugh at them, how is Microsoft expected to learn to know better?
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RyanDev wrote:
You must be an apple person.
Jaaaaaaaayzzzzzzzzzuzzzz. One does not have to be an "apple person" to have issues with Microsoft nor vice versa. It's not "hate". This simple-minded tribalism that suggests that one can never say anything disparaging towards "my company" and only think bad thoughts of "that other company" is ridiculous in this day and age. Yes, Microsoft has done some real good in this industry. Yes, they are a successful company. But they are also a company (like every other large corporation) filled with stupid ideas that make it into the products. If we're not allowed to see them, comment on them, and laugh at them, how is Microsoft expected to learn to know better?
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I agree. It was an observation and if I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. It's the same in politics. If I disagree with something Obama says people automatically assume I support the Republicans. However, since you aren't an apple fan then why do you appear to hate Microsoft?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I agree. It was an observation and if I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. It's the same in politics. If I disagree with something Obama says people automatically assume I support the Republicans. However, since you aren't an apple fan then why do you appear to hate Microsoft?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
See above email. I don't "hate" Microsoft anymore than I "hate" every other company out there. All of the companies often need, and deserve, pokes now and again when they do something silly. If I really hated Microsoft, you'd never see anything about them. For the record: I used to work at Microsoft, they're still my single largest customer, and I still know (and communicate) with many people still inside the Fish Shoppe. I poke them about some Microsoft decisions, they poke at some Microsoft decisions. Finally, here are the last 'n' posts about Microsoft. Which one(s) seem like I "hate" Microsoft? Microsoft says it has offered to help fix issues with Healthcare.gov site Sorry I can't stop giggling long enough to write something here Microsoft partners with Corona Labs to let its 300,000 developers build apps for Windows Phone 8 and Windows 8 Lime slice and beach available separately Microsoft's latest big earnings reminds the world: We're fat, happy, and successful "Our weapons are useless against it!" Microsoft erects a giant Surface tablet in the center of London I wonder if the touch screen works? Katana 2 is available! "Now it cuts like a knife, but it feels so right" Newest forecast kicks Windows' rebound further down the road "Fortune, good-night: smile once more; turn thy wheel!" Microsoft's Frank Shaw rips into Apple and the press for daring to compare iWork to Office We're back to Apple vs. Microsoft? Good times return. Microsoft makes it harder to avoid Azure "When I woke up tonight I said I'm gonna make somebody love me" Microsoft pulls some Windows Phone web 'apps' following complaint I really don't see what the problem is: Google has had their "Apps" for a while now, and many of those could be replaced with a bookmark. A lot of consumers think of Web sites as separate applications and having a quick way to get their Facebook hit might be useful to some. Microsoft reportedly testing Google Glass competitor It looks like you're trying to read something, would you like help with that? Microsoft brings speech recognition to Bing developers "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all" Microsoft, the sleeping giant of the cloud "Fee-fi-fo-fum!" Windows RT 8.1 pulled from the Windows Store They really should have spoken to the company that released that hardware Windows 8 support will end in two years "And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!' "
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These jokes are way too old. Microsoft makes solid products. Not perfect but neither do any of us. And there was never anyone better to overtake Microsoft or they would have. Just saying. I never understood the hate towards Microsoft. You must be an apple person.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
I never understood the hate towards Microsoft.
History. Years ago people started bitching about Windows, comparing it to the then-existing competition (think Amiga, multitasking full color Windows). The idea that Windows and MS "suck" has sticked around because people are more like parrots than like the "sapiens" they claim to be.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I don't feel I'm anti-Microsoft any more than I'm anti-Google (see all the "Do some evil" posts) or anti-Apple (see all the "Well that's thinking different" posts) or anti-just about everyone. There are few companies that I am completely anti (and those probably just never appear in the newsletter). You may have also noticed I take requests (see the "Thank you" items). So... feel free to post sunshine and roses.
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I'd guess you are just rather sarcastic - In fact, you are anti-Microsoft on the same level as you are anti-Google, Samsung or any other of the big playas.
The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. - Chris "The Mighty" Maunder
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I don't feel I'm anti-Microsoft any more than I'm anti-Google (see all the "Do some evil" posts) or anti-Apple (see all the "Well that's thinking different" posts) or anti-just about everyone. There are few companies that I am completely anti (and those probably just never appear in the newsletter). You may have also noticed I take requests (see the "Thank you" items). So... feel free to post sunshine and roses.
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Kent Sharkey wrote:
feel free to post sunshine
Now, that is so wrong on so many levels... X| X|
This isn't a signature
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I'd guess you are just rather sarcastic - In fact, you are anti-Microsoft on the same level as you are anti-Google, Samsung or any other of the big playas.
The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. - Chris "The Mighty" Maunder
Thank you - that is where I'm aiming: to be a all-inclusive cynic.
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