Stuff That Makes Me Tired
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
3: News sites that won't let you view a news report without first viewing an ad. (1) NOTES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: I never watch the ads - that is why I quit watching your TV offering you dorks.
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MehGerbil wrote:
shooter
This probably means nothing to you, but I cannot read that word without hearing it in the voice of Alan Partridge.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The sad thing is that I'm the most likely shooter in the office. She sits right next to me. Not that I've told her that... :-D I googled Alan Partridge. You Brits are a crazy lot.
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You Brits are a crazy lot.
It's the whole island thing! :laugh:
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3: News sites that won't let you view a news report without first viewing an ad. (1) NOTES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: I never watch the ads - that is why I quit watching your TV offering you dorks.
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4. That dumb fat green DOWNLOAD button that is no way related to what we intend to download.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
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5. Any site that tries to post on my FACEBOOK : "Vunic just watched a wardrobe malfunction". :rolleyes:
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Vunic wrote:
Vunic just watched a wardrobe malfunction
Did the doors fall off?
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Vunic wrote:
Vunic just watched a wardrobe malfunction
Did the doors fall off?
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
Converting a program from old version to a new version of the language due to upgrade issues.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
8. Not sleeping.
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8. Not sleeping.
Talking of which, had to get up a bit earlier than usual this morning so set my alarm for 0640. Hit snooze twice and got up at 0700. Had shower, woke my daughter up, went downstairs. Kitchen clock said 0615. Work phone said 0615. Went back upstairs, retrieved my phone, it said 0715. 5 minutes later it returned to the proper time and then at 0640 the bloody alarm went off again. Last week it spent a good part of the day claiming it was early in the morning of 2nd January 1970. Think I may need to rethink what I use for an alarm in the mornings.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
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4. That dumb fat green DOWNLOAD button that is no way related to what we intend to download.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
I want to shank the person who thought that one up. Then I want to doubly shank the person who approved it. :mad: Just yesterday I was setting up my new laptop and grabbing tools to mount ISOs. I wanted the basic version (aka free) so went to the site, and just to the right, up on top, right under the name of the software... "Start Download - Free Version". Sure enough, advertisement. Back, scroll down, and I see the real link, in a green button about a quarter of the size of the ad. "Download". This is not the first time this has happened to me. :sigh:
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Talking of which, had to get up a bit earlier than usual this morning so set my alarm for 0640. Hit snooze twice and got up at 0700. Had shower, woke my daughter up, went downstairs. Kitchen clock said 0615. Work phone said 0615. Went back upstairs, retrieved my phone, it said 0715. 5 minutes later it returned to the proper time and then at 0640 the bloody alarm went off again. Last week it spent a good part of the day claiming it was early in the morning of 2nd January 1970. Think I may need to rethink what I use for an alarm in the mornings.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
I have to admit this made me giggle. Haunted phone?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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1: Any email with the word 'webinar' in it. (1) NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------------- 1: If the title contains that word it is deleted without being opened.
10: If a news article contains a list of two items with a comma instead of an "and", it is left unread, because it is obviously written by a cretin who is best ignored.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Talking of which, had to get up a bit earlier than usual this morning so set my alarm for 0640. Hit snooze twice and got up at 0700. Had shower, woke my daughter up, went downstairs. Kitchen clock said 0615. Work phone said 0615. Went back upstairs, retrieved my phone, it said 0715. 5 minutes later it returned to the proper time and then at 0640 the bloody alarm went off again. Last week it spent a good part of the day claiming it was early in the morning of 2nd January 1970. Think I may need to rethink what I use for an alarm in the mornings.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
Sounds like your phone went back to the future. Or something like that. :rolleyes:
ChrisElston wrote:
Last week it spent a good part of the day claiming it was early in the morning of 2nd January 1970.
Nice "feature"
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.