Study Shows Eating Bacon Will Make You Live Longer
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
Consuming too much of anything will shorten your lifespan. Eating things you enjoy as long as it is enjoyed in moderation will extend your life IE: happy people live longer. I hear the last years are kind of a drag anyway. Pooping your pants, drooling and wagging your head uncontrollably just doesn’t appeal to me, please pass the bacon. ;)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
It's not actually the bacon - it's the hickory smoke and various aromatic and aliphatic condensates that are acting as preservatives. Suspicion the same effect may be noticeable when eating massive amounts of dill pickles and/or Velveeta.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
-
Consuming too much of anything will shorten your lifespan. Eating things you enjoy as long as it is enjoyed in moderation will extend your life IE: happy people live longer. I hear the last years are kind of a drag anyway. Pooping your pants, drooling and wagging your head uncontrollably just doesn’t appeal to me, please pass the bacon. ;)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small quantities, over a long period of time. ;P
-------------- TTFN - Kent
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
Unfortunately, when I read about the study, I found it was done with roundworms. Last time I checked, I wasn't a roundworm. I bet roundworms love sun-dried tomatoes and hate bacon! ;)
-
If that's true I should start spewing out code any minute. I eat bacon and coffee as a staple.
Lisa Marie Sidlow
Lisa Sidlow wrote:
I eat bacon and coffee as a staple.
Doesn't that smudge the words on the paper?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
-
If you have to chew your coffee, that's about string enough! :laugh:
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
-
My old buddy Jack and Cuervo where my close friend for many a year, I still pull an occasional all nighter but had to say bye-bye to my buddies.
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright
I can't remember the last time I drank a bottle of JD.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
-
I can't remember the last time I drank a bottle of JD.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
Ditto it's been MANY years!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
Junk science. First, the study wasn't done on humans or even mammals. Second, they just added ONE NUTRIENT that happens to also be present in bacon. In contrast, decades of research show a diet high in saturated fat contributes to a number of diseases including heart attack and stroke.
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
Ah, yes -- this supports what I have long suspected: the "3C" food group (Caffeine, Cholesterol, Cigarettes) is not only essential for the well-being of a programmer, but is generally beneficial overall. Of course, extended use of 3C can lead to the Big C...
-
http://newrisingmedia.com/all/2013/9/30/study-shows-eating-bacon-will-make-you-live-longer[^] Hope I posted this crucial information properly. If not, I am sure one of you developer types will help me. This is very important information for you bacon lovers out there (like me).
Lisa Marie Sidlow
-
And pizza don't forget the pizza!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright
-
Coffee is god's payback for his sense of humor! :)
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright
-
I can't remember the last time I drank a bottle of JD.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
Me neither, but judging by the empty bottle I woke up with it was last night.
