Hi

[Dalek Dave]

One Maunder is the Maximum allowed. One is also the Maunder Minimum.

--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

[OriginalGriff]

Which one? He's got five, the greedy consonant user... :laugh:

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

[walterhevedeich]

OK I get it now. I think I need more caffeine now. :doh:

Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger

[Rage]

Great ! Welcome & Enjoy ! Psst ! Tips for newcomers: Do not ask programming questions in the Lounge. Gin is the fuel of severaltwo of the regulars, but the others are very normal freaks. Do not ask programming questions in the Lounge. You will have to agree that Bacon is great (and if you forgive me a very rude stereotypical assumption based on your name, I know this might not be straightforward.). Do not answer MQOTD with the right answer. Have fun and make a lot of puns.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[SoMad]

Am I the only one who is reading and re-reading every word of the esteemed newcomer's posts? I am not suggesting anything, except that my readiness condition is still around DEFCON 2[^]. :^) Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[T Pat]

Rage wrote:

Do not ask programming questions in the Lounge.
Gin is the fuel of severaltwo of the regulars, but the others are very normal freaks.
Do not ask programming questions in the Lounge.

Stating things twice....I guess you are on Gin right now ;P

Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

[David Goebet]

and dont forget to not ask programmming questions in the Lounge!! and dont post nsfw (not safe for work) links ... i hate em ... cant look at them ... CAUSE I HAVE A JOB ... not like nagy ... :-O ... speaking of which - did you get the job in ... where was it? ... Earth?

"WAKE UP, NEO." "THE MATRIX HAS YOU..." "FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT".

[Rage]

That *might* have been made intentionally.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Lost User]

I hope so too

[Lost User]

The middle M is my father initial and his name is Mostafa

[Nagy Vilmos]

The gin is optional, but NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS is mandatory. It's worth saying at least twice. Oh, and no programming questions.

speramus in juniperus

[Lost User]

Thanks, find below my comments: -Yes I noticed a section for asking questions -What do you mean by this? Gin is the fuel of severaltwo of the regulars, but the others are very normal freaks. -We do not eat Bacon -About the MQOTD what is it and what should I answer then? -Fun it is

[Mark_Wallace]

I guess I'd be wasting my time, asking you to make us all bacon sandwiches as an admission fee...

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Just spend time wandering around the forums, read questions and answers, and you will soon see how things work. And don't worry about the odd mistake, we all make them (apart from P O'H and OG).

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

[Lost User]

As I mentioned earlier we do NOT eat Bacon.

[Lost User]

I noticed in my profile there are points, do you know what they are for and how to collect them?

[Keith Barrow]

As I said, just curious my wife knows someone called Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed.

PB 369,783 wrote:

I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

[Lost User]

He is my cousin does she know him in person? have you been in Egypt before?

[Lost User]

Who is this Maunder? I remember reading this name but forgot where

[Rage]

Don't take my post too seriously ! About the gin, you will soon find out if you hang out in the Lounge. About the MQOTD, answer something funny. As for "what is it" ... you will soon find out if you hang out in the Lounge.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb