architect sexy - why are we not?
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Under no circumstances can I be even remotely considered to be sexy. My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon. ;P /ravi
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The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
In my case it was the 14
gotostatements in a short method that caused her to swoon. Apparently she misunderstood when someone had described me as being the "go to guy" in the group. /raviMy new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com
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and any sex that thinks is male or female, is not.
"Coming soon"
...and you can tell that immediately if they ever try to sing "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" at the drop of a karaoke mike... X|
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
My code, on the other hand, exudes an allure that causes most women to swoon.
A fart, if done just right (i.e., the noxious gases that emanates from under my dogs tail - dear lord, how can such a small creature produce an odour that fills a room like that), also exudes something to cause most women to swoon.
Gawd I wish I knew. When Dij was a kitten, he was really tiny - he comfortably fit in a single hand. But the smells he could "produce" - seemingly at will - filled the room with a noxious miasma that glued itself to your throat... X|
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tangible? Are we talking about the same kind of architect? All the architects I've known just come up with bright ideas that programmers/carpenters/builders have to rework several times, just to reach even the remotely possibility of bringing them into tangibility.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
And then then melt cars, cook eggs...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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And then then melt cars, cook eggs...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Spot on. You can tell there were no software houses near that building, because you would have been able to smell the bacon for miles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The last time I showed my code to a woman, I also thought she swooned. Actually she had just fallen asleep.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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If you're having trouble with the girls, there's a very simple solution[^]. But then, I'm a very simple guy. :-D
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living with Your Creativity The Career Programmer
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Any person who thinks he is sex, is not.
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Perhaps in Hong Kong you aren't seen as sexy. However in Europe geeks are major league sex symbols: we have to "Beat them off with a stick" and pretend ineptitude with anything electronic if we want a quiet drink... ;P
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Nearly half the developers I have met seem to think brushing teeth and wearing underwear are optional. Personal hygiene goes a long way and devs, by and large, seem to get away with not having much, just the bare minimum.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
wearing underwear are optional
Because it is. And how would you know anyway? "I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's something pretty unusual." -- John Winger
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For those of you who's Googled by the keyword "architect sexy"[^] - it seems to reconfirm that architects really are sexy. After all, Google represents the collective knowledge of human being. Then, why are we not? (I guess I understand this - they make things that are tangible) So if you make tangible things it makes you sexy?
dev
It says "Architects are the sexiest profession". There is a typo. They meant "Architects are the sexist profession".
