Pandas
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“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
OK, so what is correct according to you should be done by all. Do you know how much protein is contained in human foetus? Why not eat that?
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d@nish wrote:
I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear.
That isn't very surprising, considering that giant pandas are bears. Most bears will eat just about anything, like dogs. Polar bears eat mostly meat and pandas eat mostly bamboo shoots, but most bears eat all kinds of things. Pandas will eat birds, frogs, etc. in addition to their staple bamboo, they're herbivores for the most part but they aren't vegetarians.
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A very famous panda once could survive for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe. Of course, he also loved his soupy noodles. And it is said, he could never touch his toes. [Bowing before this Panda]
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive. Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
They're black, white, Asian and cute. That just have to be politically incorrect. ;P
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Most bears are predominantly vegetarian, although Brown Bears will stuff loads of fish down their throats just before the hibernation. Black bears are mainly vegetarian but will eat small mammals and will happily raid bins. Spectacled bears are almost completely vegetarian, eating palms, bamboo and marmalade sandwiches. Sun Bears are predominantly eaters of Honey (and therefore a friend to psychotic tigers and depressed pigs), but are also massive consumers of ants and termites. It is only Ursus maritimus that is carnivorous and is one of the very few creatures that actively hunts humans.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
and depressed pigs
I believe you meant 'depressed Donkeys'? Piglet always seemed quite Perky! Andy B
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive. Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Mycroft Holmes wrote:
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
But you know as well as I do, you wouldn't stand underneath one and say that. Would you?
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Mycroft Holmes wrote:
I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
But you know as well as I do, you wouldn't stand underneath one and say that. Would you?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I am very wary of drop bears and never loiter under gum trees.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I'll swap you a koala for stupid. Only eats a certain type of gum leaf and sleeps 20 hours a day because that food source is so low in nutrition. Some bears are really stupid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
.. and some bears are really bears, unlike the panda and koala
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us. /Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
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Another interesting fact is that the first panda car was made by Stuts[^]. (The Chinese word for panda -- which is the correct word, because that's where they come from -- is "bearcat").
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