Marriage
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
You think you'll be playing poker, but in reality there's too many Jacks.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
I take your heartless now? :)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Yes, it's heartbreaking, isn't it? Did she give you the old SSL*1 again? You step into the barn, unsuspectingly trip and fall onto a sheep with your pants down, the sheep somehow manages to step into your rubber boots with both hind legs and you're branded for life. Just tell her to let it rest. ;P _________________________________ *1SSL : Sheep Sha**ing Litany.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
In the beginning you are in love and make love anywhere and towards the end only when you meet in the hall where you both utter; Fuck You!
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!
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Yes, it's heartbreaking, isn't it? Did she give you the old SSL*1 again? You step into the barn, unsuspectingly trip and fall onto a sheep with your pants down, the sheep somehow manages to step into your rubber boots with both hind legs and you're branded for life. Just tell her to let it rest. ;P _________________________________ *1SSL : Sheep Sha**ing Litany.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Manfred R. Bihy wrote:
You step into the barn, unsuspectingly trip and fall onto a sheep with your pants down,
the sheep somehow manages to step into your rubber boots with both hind legs and you're branded for life.Too funny. :)
VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
A man is not complete until he's married. Then, he's finished.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Marriage is like a deck of cards: it helps if you have two jokers.
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts. Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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A man is not complete until he's married. Then, he's finished.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
is like a game of 500. If you don't have a good partner, you better have an awesome hand!!
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Marriage is like a casino, the only way to win is not to play the game. The spouse always wins. Signed, A bachelor with an uncomplicated life and spare money to spend on whatever he damn well pleases.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards: At first it's all Hearts and Diamonds, but towards the end you're looking for the Club and Spade.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
