Every species has them
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
It's a shame, he was their Mane attraction.
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He'd need good representation, perhaps someone that has been called to the Lion bar. Andy B
Provided the hearing is After Eight, there may be a Bounty if he is represented by a Dove - but the only avian lawyer I know is a Flake, and he generally Mars his clients reputation. Perhaps some Minstrels in court would help set the right ambiance, or a Picnic lunch to get their minds off things before the Snickers start. It's a sore Topic though, and there is many a slip Twix cup and lip. Just Wispa to me: do you think he was provoked - I hear the judge is a Yorkie and they set great store by that?
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It's a shame, he was their Mane attraction.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Here's your coat...
speramus in juniperus
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Provided the hearing is After Eight, there may be a Bounty if he is represented by a Dove - but the only avian lawyer I know is a Flake, and he generally Mars his clients reputation. Perhaps some Minstrels in court would help set the right ambiance, or a Picnic lunch to get their minds off things before the Snickers start. It's a sore Topic though, and there is many a slip Twix cup and lip. Just Wispa to me: do you think he was provoked - I hear the judge is a Yorkie and they set great store by that?
Seems like he's heading down a Rocky road as the prosecution will have a Galaxy of witnesses ranged against him. To be honest he's probably got less chance of acquital than a Texan crack dealer. Andy B
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Seems like he's heading down a Rocky road as the prosecution will have a Galaxy of witnesses ranged against him. To be honest he's probably got less chance of acquital than a Texan crack dealer. Andy B
:sigh: So he'll go down then. Which leaves him traveling the Hershey highway, and expecting a Finger of Fudge...
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:sigh: So he'll go down then. Which leaves him traveling the Hershey highway, and expecting a Finger of Fudge...
I don't know what the lawyer will cost but I'm guessing it ain't Buttons. Still, if he behaves himself he might be able to get Time Out from his sentence, otherwise he can keep himself fit by doing Crunchie's and hope none of his fellow prisoners fancy a munch on his Curly Wurly.
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
ChrisElston wrote:
male lion attacked and killed a lioness
She wouldnt get off the phone?
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Officials at a zoo in the US state of Texas are investigating why a male lion attacked and killed a lioness in full view of visitors.
They're 'investigating' it? What're they gonna do? Have it in for questioning? Play good zookeeper bad zookeeper? Interview his mates down the watering hole, "did he ever say anything that might explain why he did this"?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
The lion killed was a "staff favorite" from the article. Well, if you have ever had house cats you know they can get jealous. So ...
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