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  • W wizardzz

    185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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    Simon Lee Shugar
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    because one ate five?

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    • W wizardzz

      185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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      We only serve single malts in this bar. :rolleyes:


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      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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      • W wizardzz

        185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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        Gregory Gadow
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        One of the teachers leans over the bartender and replies, "You are about to be schooled."

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        • W wizardzz

          185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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          wizardzz
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          "We just came for your final draft."

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          • W wizardzz

            185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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            Mike Hankey
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            I believe your kids are in out classes and report cards are coming out soon, aren't they?

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            • W wizardzz

              185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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              Rage
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              "10 points from Slytherin"

              ~RaGE();

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              • W wizardzz

                185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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                Arnav sinha
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                You've said enough bad things about alcohol to your students.

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                • W wizardzz

                  185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  The 185 teachers said: Mr Fink has had 34 drinks, if he drinks 17 more he will have drunk exactly half as many drinks as Mr Martini. How many drinks has Mr Martini had?

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  • S S Houghtelin

                    The 185 teachers said: Mr Fink has had 34 drinks, if he drinks 17 more he will have drunk exactly half as many drinks as Mr Martini. How many drinks has Mr Martini had?

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Three less than Nagy.

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Three less than Nagy.

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      Methinks your maths has come up short... :laugh: Good one though.

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      • S S Houghtelin

                        Methinks your maths has come up short... :laugh: Good one though.

                        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Just an estimate - he's had a busy day with the ickles! :laugh:

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                        • W wizardzz

                          185 teachers walk into a bar. Barkeep says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."

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                          Your pupils are too dilated

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