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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Nobody wants to see that!

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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    MacSpudster
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    Oh, the Nature-anity! https://www.google.com/search?q=ansel+adams+photographs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=oGWWUvOGFIvxoAS19IH4DQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1163&bih=763&dpr=1[^]

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      Doh! So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone tried to swipe it - not good at all so I've asked Roger and another developer to come up with a web site that displays the current status and version numbers of all of our projects and that gets updated when a build takes place. Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go. You'd think the bloody developers would have thought of that.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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      TnTinMn
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      I would have been funnier if: "So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone wiped it clean each night - not good at all ... Blamed Tim and let him go." "Update - Just got a call from the janitorial service saying that cleaning the whiteboard each night was taking an extra half hour. The past few days are on the house, but going forward, we will be billed accordingly." :~

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        I would have been funnier if: "So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone wiped it clean each night - not good at all ... Blamed Tim and let him go." "Update - Just got a call from the janitorial service saying that cleaning the whiteboard each night was taking an extra half hour. The past few days are on the house, but going forward, we will be billed accordingly." :~

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        But that's not what happened. I think you think this is all made up but its happening, right now. Luckily, I've given the teams the day off for Thanksukkah so the new site won't be up for a few days.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          But that's not what happened. I think you think this is all made up but its happening, right now. Luckily, I've given the teams the day off for Thanksukkah so the new site won't be up for a few days.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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          jeron1
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          mark merrens wrote:

          Thanksukkah

          Is that the sequel to this[^] fine cinematic epic?

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            mark merrens wrote:

            Thanksukkah

            Is that the sequel to this[^] fine cinematic epic?

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Indeed it is. They are planning a sequal of the sequal but it won't be ready for about 79000 years...

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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            • R R Giskard Reventlov

              Doh! So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone tried to swipe it - not good at all so I've asked Roger and another developer to come up with a web site that displays the current status and version numbers of all of our projects and that gets updated when a build takes place. Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go. You'd think the bloody developers would have thought of that.

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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              Keith Barrow
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              Whoa whoa whoa. Jumping the gun aren't we? The correct next step is to replace the board with a shared spreadsheet. Then decide you need an intranet to replace it when it corrupts.

              PB 369,783 wrote:

              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Doh! So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone tried to swipe it - not good at all so I've asked Roger and another developer to come up with a web site that displays the current status and version numbers of all of our projects and that gets updated when a build takes place. Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go. You'd think the bloody developers would have thought of that.

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                Dirk Higbee
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                mark merrens wrote:

                Someone tried to swipe it

                Are you sure the person wasn't just trying to take it home for the night to memorize it?

                www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  Doh! So I've had to take the whiteboard down. Someone tried to swipe it - not good at all so I've asked Roger and another developer to come up with a web site that displays the current status and version numbers of all of our projects and that gets updated when a build takes place. Would have asked Tim but he is utterly obsessed with version numbers so I had to let him go. You'd think the bloody developers would have thought of that.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                  Lost User
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                  I can't tell if these posts are tongue in cheek or not. Seems someone's got a bit of a boss god complex going on. I can pretty much guarantee that if you refer to your staff as 'bloody developers' they refer to you as worse.

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                  • L Lost User

                    I can't tell if these posts are tongue in cheek or not. Seems someone's got a bit of a boss god complex going on. I can pretty much guarantee that if you refer to your staff as 'bloody developers' they refer to you as worse.

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    It's very much tongue firmly in cheek.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      It's very much tongue firmly in cheek.

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                      Lost User
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                      Ok, I'm very glad :)

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