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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    What's the problem? Nothing rude there. It's probably your ho'moans

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    ExcelledProducts CEO
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    100$ true

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    • M Marco Bertschi

      I'd like to add two buzzwords here: - SEAN - MANKINI

      Veni, vidi, caecus

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      OriginalGriff
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      At least it's not the nipple tassels this year then? That was not a good sight to find on your doorstep... X|

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        100% true

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        OriginalGriff
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        Does the dollar key count as a "Freudian slip"? :laugh:

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          At least it's not the nipple tassels this year then? That was not a good sight to find on your doorstep... X|

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          Marco Bertschi
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          Nope, it's the nipple piercings this year :laugh: :laugh:

          Veni, vidi, caecus

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            Nope, it's the nipple piercings this year :laugh: :laugh:

            Veni, vidi, caecus

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            OriginalGriff
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            :~ There are worse places to pierce, I guess...and no, I don't want to speculate, or see pictures, or...

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            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

              Yahoo mail and FF haven't wanted t0 play nice together the last couple of days and I've had to use [gasp] IE to check my mail. I've showered twice, washed my hands and used that hand sanitizing stuff but I still feel like a $2 ho. Is anyone else having this problem with Yahoo mail and FF?

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              All web mail sucks.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                :~ There are worse places to pierce, I guess...and no, I don't want to speculate, or see pictures, or...

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                Marco Bertschi
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                I guess...and no, I don't want to speculate, or see pictures, or...

                I[^] looked[^] for[^] some[^] examples[^] WARNING: I consider the links as SFW, but open them at your own risk, especially if you just had lunch.

                Veni, vidi, caecus

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  I still feel like a $2 ho.

                  So...exactly how do you know what a $2 ho feels like? On seconds thoughts, I don't want to know...

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  So...exactly how do you know what a $2 ho feels like?

                  :) Only an educated guess as I've er um never had occasion to frequent a house of ill repute. There allegedly was that one time, there was Cheese Wiz, two midget woman in the back of a van but no charges were ever pressed.

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                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    I guess...and no, I don't want to speculate, or see pictures, or...

                    I[^] looked[^] for[^] some[^] examples[^] WARNING: I consider the links as SFW, but open them at your own risk, especially if you just had lunch.

                    Veni, vidi, caecus

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I think I have a handle on your sense of humour now, so... I am not going there.

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                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      So...exactly how do you know what a $2 ho feels like?

                      :) Only an educated guess as I've er um never had occasion to frequent a house of ill repute. There allegedly was that one time, there was Cheese Wiz, two midget woman in the back of a van but no charges were ever pressed.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      yeah, but mention it once, and you're Mike "Cheese Wiz" Hankey for the rest of your life. Oh, damn...too late...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        So...exactly how do you know what a $2 ho feels like?

                        :) Only an educated guess as I've er um never had occasion to frequent a house of ill repute. There allegedly was that one time, there was Cheese Wiz, two midget woman in the back of a van but no charges were ever pressed.

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                        TnTinMn
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                        Only an educated guess

                        You certainly must have had an interesting educational experience then. :laugh: I foolishly studied math and science topics. :doh:

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          Yahoo mail and FF haven't wanted t0 play nice together the last couple of days and I've had to use [gasp] IE to check my mail. I've showered twice, washed my hands and used that hand sanitizing stuff but I still feel like a $2 ho. Is anyone else having this problem with Yahoo mail and FF?

                          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Relax...We're all crazy it's not a competition!

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Nope. I've never had any use for Yahoo, and use Chrome for a browser. ;P

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            yeah, but mention it once, and you're Mike "Cheese Wiz" Hankey for the rest of your life. Oh, damn...too late...

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                            That's OK, we're in the season to celebrate the birth of Cheese Whiz.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              I think I have a handle on your sense of humour now, so... I am not going there.

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                              Marco Bertschi
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                              You rather want to go the other way[^]?

                              Veni, vidi, caecus

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                I guess...and no, I don't want to speculate, or see pictures, or...

                                I[^] looked[^] for[^] some[^] examples[^] WARNING: I consider the links as SFW, but open them at your own risk, especially if you just had lunch.

                                Veni, vidi, caecus

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                                Forogar
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                                I have an open mind and what people do to themselves, as long as they don't hurt others, is up to them. However... These people are sick and need some serious help! See what happens when you don't pay enough attention to your children as they are growing up? They grow up to be pathetic, self-mutilating, attention seekers! Not that I'm judging anyone of course.

                                - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                  I have an open mind and what people do to themselves, as long as they don't hurt others, is up to them. However... These people are sick and need some serious help! See what happens when you don't pay enough attention to your children as they are growing up? They grow up to be pathetic, self-mutilating, attention seekers! Not that I'm judging anyone of course.

                                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                  Marco Bertschi
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                                  Forogar wrote:

                                  They grow up to be pathetic, self-mutilating, attention seekers!

                                  Are we now talking about Q&A?

                                  Veni, vidi, caecus

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                                    You rather want to go the other way[^]?

                                    Veni, vidi, caecus

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Bluurggghhh!!!! X|

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                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      Forogar wrote:

                                      They grow up to be pathetic, self-mutilating, attention seekers!

                                      Are we now talking about Q&A?

                                      Veni, vidi, caecus

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                                      Perhaps... if you hadn't crossed out the self-mutilating part!

                                      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                        Quote:

                                        Only an educated guess

                                        You certainly must have had an interesting educational experience then. :laugh: I foolishly studied math and science topics. :doh:

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                                        Mike Hankey
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                                        TnTinMn wrote:

                                        I foolishly studied math and science topics.

                                        Foolish man! :)

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          yeah, but mention it once, and you're Mike "Cheese Wiz" Hankey for the rest of your life. Oh, damn...too late...

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                                          Mike Hankey
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                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          yeah, but mention it once, and you're Mike "Cheese Wiz" Hankey for the rest of your life.

                                          Deep throat's been talking again eh? Damn midgets can't trust em.

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