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Canada needs an intervention from the Empire.

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    Lost User
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    Left Canadian defense minister says space aliens are among us. Click.[^] Now I know defense minister from the 60's, but hey, who knows what's going on up north right now, we down south request an intervention from the empire, maybe an investigation or something.

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      Left Canadian defense minister says space aliens are among us. Click.[^] Now I know defense minister from the 60's, but hey, who knows what's going on up north right now, we down south request an intervention from the empire, maybe an investigation or something.

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      ZurdoDev
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      Is that a real site or a satire site? I'm not familiar with abovetopsecret.com That guy is nuts!

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Is that a real site or a satire site? I'm not familiar with abovetopsecret.com That guy is nuts!

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Keith Barrow
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        I saw this on Reddit yesterday, the original interview was on Russia Today. RT is pretty much a pro-Russia propaganda machine, it tends to be pro-Arab also, so was popular with people when I lived over there. So either he's nuts, or we've had regular visits from aliens, or something else.

        PB 369,783 wrote:

        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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          Is that a real site or a satire site? I'm not familiar with abovetopsecret.com That guy is nuts!

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          I think it may well be a real satire site. If the twat is serious then he needs one of those long jackets with the fetching tie-behind cuffs.

          speramus in juniperus

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            Is that a real site or a satire site? I'm not familiar with abovetopsecret.com That guy is nuts!

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            The Canadians may be this very minute may be planning a full scale attack on New Hampshire because they suspect nuclear weapons there, and a blonde haired Sasquatch space alien held in some New Hampshire jail, who knows what they will do half cocked. Now I know the national guard of New Hampshire can probably handle the combined military of Canada, but why have all that drama, UK must get involved now.

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              Left Canadian defense minister says space aliens are among us. Click.[^] Now I know defense minister from the 60's, but hey, who knows what's going on up north right now, we down south request an intervention from the empire, maybe an investigation or something.

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              "He claimed the “tall whites” are working with the U.S. Air Force in Nevada, and that two women from that species had dressed as nuns and went to Las Vegas to shop. " O.....kay. Aliens. Nuns. Las Vegas. Shopping. Sounds like the plot of a pretty poor pr0n film... Let's be honest, everybody in Vegas acts like either an alien or a terminal shroom addict anyway, so dressing up as a nun to buy stuff is hardly going to be noticed there.

              Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Left Canadian defense minister says space aliens are among us. Click.[^] Now I know defense minister from the 60's, but hey, who knows what's going on up north right now, we down south request an intervention from the empire, maybe an investigation or something.

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                OriginalGriff
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                From the same site: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel after failed beer run.[^] Ah. I think I see a trend here...

                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  Is that a real site or a satire site? I'm not familiar with abovetopsecret.com That guy is nuts!

                  There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                  Above Top Secret is serious, but it is also the go-to site for conspiracy nutters. Do you remember the TV show The X Files? Mulder and his pals would have visited several times a day. If you look, I am sure you can find "expose reports" that "prove" the Moon landings were hoaxed, that the CIA was behind the 9/11 attacks, and that President Obama is a not-quite human agent of the Greys, programmed to prepare the world for alien invasion. The scary part is that the people who post such drivel actually believe this.

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                    The Canadians may be this very minute may be planning a full scale attack on New Hampshire because they suspect nuclear weapons there, and a blonde haired Sasquatch space alien held in some New Hampshire jail, who knows what they will do half cocked. Now I know the national guard of New Hampshire can probably handle the combined military of Canada, but why have all that drama, UK must get involved now.

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                    The USA and Canada have only been at war with each other once[^]. Clever observers will note that the USA lost. :-)

                    Never moon a werewolf. - Harvey

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      From the same site: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel after failed beer run.[^] Ah. I think I see a trend here...

                      Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      You can stop now, I think you win the Interweb today.

                      speramus in juniperus

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        From the same site: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel after failed beer run.[^] Ah. I think I see a trend here...

                        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        Ah.
                        I think I see a trend here...

                        I didn't see any pixels in the video.

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                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                          Ah.
                          I think I see a trend here...

                          I didn't see any pixels in the video.

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                          Aha! An alien is among us!

                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            From the same site: Woman stabs husband with ceramic squirrel after failed beer run.[^] Ah. I think I see a trend here...

                            Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            I'll leave this[^] here...

                            speramus in juniperus

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                              I'll leave this[^] here...

                              speramus in juniperus

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Clearly, my prize of the interwebs was only second prize! :omg: My word. Someone works with him. Someone lives next door to him. And probably doesn't know... until the media interview and then it's all "he was quiet, and kept himself to himself, and..."

                              Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                I'll leave this[^] here...

                                speramus in juniperus

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                                DanielSheets
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                                Geez... Mr. ET, a collapsing universe, 4th dimension... My brain hurts. Some of these people are so pessimistic... I don't know how they sleep at night knowing the the end of humanity (or the universe even) is nearing.

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                                  "He claimed the “tall whites” are working with the U.S. Air Force in Nevada, and that two women from that species had dressed as nuns and went to Las Vegas to shop. " O.....kay. Aliens. Nuns. Las Vegas. Shopping. Sounds like the plot of a pretty poor pr0n film... Let's be honest, everybody in Vegas acts like either an alien or a terminal shroom addict anyway, so dressing up as a nun to buy stuff is hardly going to be noticed there.

                                  Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  Sounds like the plot of a pretty poor pr0n film...

                                  If it has an actual plot it must be above average. :~

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                    Left Canadian defense minister says space aliens are among us. Click.[^] Now I know defense minister from the 60's, but hey, who knows what's going on up north right now, we down south request an intervention from the empire, maybe an investigation or something.

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                                    Chris Maunder
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                                    Canada. CodeProject. Me needing to move from warm, sunny Australia to this...iceblock. CodeProject's icon... I'd say more but they are watching...

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