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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    There is an ISO standard...for Tea. As in cups of tea. ISO 3103:1980[^] How do I know this? XKCD What If?[^]

    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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    glennPattonWork3
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    I'm not surprised really, ISO have standards for pretty much everything, why not Tea?:confused:

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      There is an ISO standard...for Tea. As in cups of tea. ISO 3103:1980[^] How do I know this? XKCD What If?[^]

      Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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      Why didn't they name it "Standard Brownian Motion Source Medium"?

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        ISO - International Organization for Standardization It's international.. ...wait, I see the acronym is out of order, must be American. :doh: [Edit] Added joke icon.

        It was broke, so I fixed it.

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        Nope, if it had been american it would have been called the "World Standardization Organization" - Compare with all those sports that are only played there. With the word "International" it's probably French. Which also would explain why the acronym is out of order. Atleast we know it's not German, then it would have a D for Deutsch in the acronym, and an I for industry. They certainly wouldn't use an international standard. The fact that an international standard would be identical with a subset of theirs is totally besides the point.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          There is an ISO standard...for Tea. As in cups of tea. ISO 3103:1980[^] How do I know this? XKCD What If?[^]

          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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          There are also British Standard turds - used for testing flush toilets

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            I'm not surprised really, ISO have standards for pretty much everything, why not Tea?:confused:

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            and an ISO standard for human?

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              Nope, if it had been american it would have been called the "World Standardization Organization" - Compare with all those sports that are only played there. With the word "International" it's probably French. Which also would explain why the acronym is out of order. Atleast we know it's not German, then it would have a D for Deutsch in the acronym, and an I for industry. They certainly wouldn't use an international standard. The fact that an international standard would be identical with a subset of theirs is totally besides the point.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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              Well as far as i know we work with the DIN,EN and ISO here in Germany :) DIN -> German EN -> European ISO -> you said enough about that :)

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                and an ISO standard for human?

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                There isn't - there isn't even a holotype:

                Wiki on QI on the Perfect Human:

                Most species have a holotype, which is a standard shape to which other individuals are compared. Humanity does not have a holotype, though Linnaeus gave Homo sapiens its nomenclature, so it was felt the honour should go to him. The next aspirant, American paleontologist Edward Drinker Cope, was disqualified because he had syphilis, which affected his skeleton. Bob Hope, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Raquel Welch were all nominated as "perfect" or the standard for humanity. Vitruvian Man demonstrates the dimensions of the human. The height is the length of the arms outstretched perpendicularly as a square, and when arms are spread at an angle with legs, it fits a circle. The image appears on the one Euro coin in Italy.

                YouTube QI discusses the Perfect Human[^]

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                  There are also British Standard turds - used for testing flush toilets

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                  And a British Standard Finger - used for checking ventilation holes to ensure nothing nasty can be touched from the outside. (I only know this because I once built a prototype mains powered device out of cardboard for demonstration on a customer site and we had to be sure the ventilation slots it needed were safe. Well, safe as mains equipment in a cardboard box could ever be...)

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    There is an ISO standard...for Tea. As in cups of tea. ISO 3103:1980[^] How do I know this? XKCD What If?[^]

                    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                    You might be comforted to know that, back when I worked in the industry and had access to the index and library, the US DoD had a MIL-SPEC for sheep. I don't recall the number, and doubt that it still exists, but the entire office got a good laugh about it when I pulled a copy for us to 'review' for relevance to our current project (designing ICBM ATE). Other ruminants were included in the same spec, IIRC.

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                    • A adriancs

                      and an ISO standard for human?

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                      more than likely...

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        We need an artist PRONTO! 0. Drawing of cup and saucer, kettle, and teapot [tea cosy optional] 1. Add caption "I'm IS0 3103 compliant, are you?" 2. Profit!

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                        http://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Uploads/2587207/ISO3103.png[^]

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