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I've just realised that I am addicted to drinking brake fluid ...

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  • D DeathByChocolate

    :(( No ... no chocolate today ... :((

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    who are you and what have you done with Alison???????

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      who are you and what have you done with Alison???????

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      :~ Shh! I've killed her and hidden her body in the cupboard (next to the Mars bars which is a cruel twist of fate!) ... but don't tell anyone, it's a secret!

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      • D DeathByChocolate

        :(( No ... no chocolate today ... :((

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        Rage
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        Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        • R Rage

          Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Rage wrote:

          I went to Switzerland

          Rage wrote:

          70€ of chocolate

          I don't believe you managed to get more than one bar then, unless it was two 50g miniatures!

          speramus in juniperus

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          • D DeathByChocolate

            ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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            Johnny J
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            DeathByChocolate wrote:

            ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time!

            I'm not so sure... You've been on it for almost two years[^] now, and it doesn't look like you've stopped... ;)

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            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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            • D DeathByChocolate

              ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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              That joke belongs on Skid Row. ;P /ravi

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              • D DeathByChocolate

                ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                what a retarded joke

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Rage wrote:

                  I went to Switzerland

                  Rage wrote:

                  70€ of chocolate

                  I don't believe you managed to get more than one bar then, unless it was two 50g miniatures!

                  speramus in juniperus

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                  Rage
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                  It is indeed expensive, but not _that_ expensive, so I had about 600g of chocolate. Which is still about 120€/kg of chocolate, fairly in the middle price range.

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                  • D DeathByChocolate

                    :~ Shh! I've killed her and hidden her body in the cupboard (next to the Mars bars which is a cruel twist of fate!) ... but don't tell anyone, it's a secret!

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    you will find that the mars bar has been eaten, even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      DeathByChocolate wrote:

                      ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time!

                      I'm not so sure... You've been on it for almost two years[^] now, and it doesn't look like you've stopped... ;)

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      DeathByChocolate
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                      :laugh: Oopps! :rolleyes: Sorry ...

                      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                      • R Rage

                        Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé. Yum yum.

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                        Rage wrote:

                        70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                        Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                        • D DeathByChocolate

                          Rage wrote:

                          70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                          Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                          Marco Bertschi
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                          DeathByChocolate wrote:

                          I wonder if you can still get them?

                          You can[^]

                          Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                            Rage wrote:

                            70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone

                            Yum yum! :-D Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?

                            "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                            Rage
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                            Yep[^]

                            ~RaGE();

                            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                              what a retarded joke

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              RaviBee
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                              I see you've reached your braking point. /ravi

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                                Yep[^]

                                ~RaGE();

                                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                Marco Bertschi
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                                Me was faster, me was faster :laugh: :laugh:

                                Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                  Yep[^]

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                  DeathByChocolate
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                                  Toblerone Jumbo :thumbsup: :-D

                                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                    DeathByChocolate wrote:

                                    I wonder if you can still get them?

                                    You can[^]

                                    Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                    DeathByChocolate
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                                    Gets '4.8 von 5 Sternen'! :thumbsup: It must be good! :-D

                                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                      Me was faster, me was faster :laugh: :laugh:

                                      Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code

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                                      Rage
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                                      Yeah, it is known that you are ... fast. ;P

                                      ~RaGE();

                                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                        you will find that the mars bar has been eaten, even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        DeathByChocolate
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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                        even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate

                                        :thumbsup: :-D

                                        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                        • D DeathByChocolate

                                          ... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! ;)

                                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                          I hope you won't bleed yourself to death :)

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