25 things you'd love to say...
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Number 23 looks familiar. I gave up sugar coating stuff for idiots a long time ago. This image[^] has been going around just recently. Someone replied "Good point", I responded with "No it's not" and a brief explanation why. His next response was "Alright David Attenborough, the one on a left looks like a chimp to me". I tried not to get drawn in for a few seconds before coming back with "Things are not always what they look like, for example you don't look like a complete moron yet all available evidence suggests otherwise". (I don't know if the image link works, it is blocked for me at work)
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Number 23 looks familiar. I gave up sugar coating stuff for idiots a long time ago. This image[^] has been going around just recently. Someone replied "Good point", I responded with "No it's not" and a brief explanation why. His next response was "Alright David Attenborough, the one on a left looks like a chimp to me". I tried not to get drawn in for a few seconds before coming back with "Things are not always what they look like, for example you don't look like a complete moron yet all available evidence suggests otherwise". (I don't know if the image link works, it is blocked for me at work)
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...but probably shouldn't...[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Number 23 looks familiar. I gave up sugar coating stuff for idiots a long time ago. This image[^] has been going around just recently. Someone replied "Good point", I responded with "No it's not" and a brief explanation why. His next response was "Alright David Attenborough, the one on a left looks like a chimp to me". I tried not to get drawn in for a few seconds before coming back with "Things are not always what they look like, for example you don't look like a complete moron yet all available evidence suggests otherwise". (I don't know if the image link works, it is blocked for me at work)
chriselst wrote:
Number 23 looks familiar.
That's what I thought[^]. :-D
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
To top every thing:
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I dont work here. I am a consultant
hahahah :laugh: The above one was my favorite: - It so happened that i had to give a demo to my client. He approached me, i simply directed him to the 3rd floor. :laugh: I pounded this to my sales manager:
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Nice perfume must you marinate in it?
Not exactly the way it is written, but yes there was a hint of sarcasm.
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup:
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
8 and 9 I have used, 2 almost. I just asked him what his problem was. In a meeting. Standing up. Face to face. :)
