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    Movie Quote Of The Day

    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

    Which movie?

    V.
    (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

    OriginalGriff wrote:

    V is absolutely right

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      Movie Quote Of The Day

      Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

      Which movie?

      V.
      (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      V is absolutely right

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      walterhevedeich
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      Moby Dick.

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        Movie Quote Of The Day

        Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

        Which movie?

        V.
        (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

        OriginalGriff wrote:

        V is absolutely right

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        Argonia
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        Me, myself and Irene

        Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          Me, myself and Irene

          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          Nicholas Marty
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          :wtf:

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            :wtf:

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            Marco Bertschi
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            You didn't get the Memo about her surgery, eh?

            Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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              You didn't get the Memo about her surgery, eh?

              Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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              What surgery :omg:

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                What surgery :omg:

                Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                Marco Bertschi
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                It's common knowledge that you are a girl, and therefore not supposed to have a D, while your OP suggest that you have one. Since I tend to believe you the logic says that there must have a surgery taken place.

                Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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                  It's common knowledge that you are a girl, and therefore not supposed to have a D, while your OP suggest that you have one. Since I tend to believe you the logic says that there must have a surgery taken place.

                  Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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                  Yes i am a girl and i think being a girl is way better than being a boy with all the accessories between the legs. I just wanted to participate in today's MOQOTD. Note : the second personality of Jim's character is when his other head is in charge of his body ;) Edit: Oh i see the point...my answer was placed with the intend to show how "crazy" people become when they listen to the wrong anatomical part. That's why i placed that movie because the main character Charlie Baileygates(Jim Carrey) has a dual personality and his second is kinda а sociopath.

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                    Yes i am a girl and i think being a girl is way better than being a boy with all the accessories between the legs. I just wanted to participate in today's MOQOTD. Note : the second personality of Jim's character is when his other head is in charge of his body ;) Edit: Oh i see the point...my answer was placed with the intend to show how "crazy" people become when they listen to the wrong anatomical part. That's why i placed that movie because the main character Charlie Baileygates(Jim Carrey) has a dual personality and his second is kinda а sociopath.

                    Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                    Argonia wrote:

                    being a girl is way better than being a boy with all the accessories between the legs.

                    They only hurt when kick applied, so I think I am better off.

                    Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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                      Argonia wrote:

                      being a girl is way better than being a boy with all the accessories between the legs.

                      They only hurt when kick applied, so I think I am better off.

                      Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos

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                      To answer you i will tell a joke: A plane with few survivors crashes on a remote isle filled with some native tribe. One of the survivors was a gorgeous woman. And of course the chief takes her for himself. After few weeks the chief talks with one of the best hunters of the tribe: -Did i cry when i was stabbed by that boar while we were hunting back then ? -No my chief you didn't cry -Did i cry when i was bitten by that snake ? -No my chief you didn't -Did i cry when i was attacked by that lion in the woods ? -No my chief you didn't cry? -Then why i cry when i pee?

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                        Yes i am a girl and i think being a girl is way better than being a boy with all the accessories between the legs. I just wanted to participate in today's MOQOTD. Note : the second personality of Jim's character is when his other head is in charge of his body ;) Edit: Oh i see the point...my answer was placed with the intend to show how "crazy" people become when they listen to the wrong anatomical part. That's why i placed that movie because the main character Charlie Baileygates(Jim Carrey) has a dual personality and his second is kinda а sociopath.

                        Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                        Argonia wrote:

                        i am a girl

                        now I know, I have a colleague here. :laugh:

                        Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                          Argonia wrote:

                          i am a girl

                          now I know, I have a colleague here. :laugh:

                          Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                          We are not alone !

                          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                            We are not alone !

                            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                            and you like chocolates too? :)

                            Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                              and you like chocolates too? :)

                              Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                              Do you need to ask ? :laugh:

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                                To answer you i will tell a joke: A plane with few survivors crashes on a remote isle filled with some native tribe. One of the survivors was a gorgeous woman. And of course the chief takes her for himself. After few weeks the chief talks with one of the best hunters of the tribe: -Did i cry when i was stabbed by that boar while we were hunting back then ? -No my chief you didn't cry -Did i cry when i was bitten by that snake ? -No my chief you didn't -Did i cry when i was attacked by that lion in the woods ? -No my chief you didn't cry? -Then why i cry when i pee?

                                Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                                Jorgen Andersson
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                                Wish I could give you more than +5 for that one. :laugh: :thumbsup:

                                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                  Do you need to ask ? :laugh:

                                  Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                                  Karen Mitchelle
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                                  :-O I know someone who doesn't like chocolates. Now I'm doubting her preferences.. :laugh:

                                  Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                                    :-O I know someone who doesn't like chocolates. Now I'm doubting her preferences.. :laugh:

                                    Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                                    Science has proved that every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it. Did you ever heard of a allergy to choco? Yes there are allergies to nuts but that's why we have natural and more exotic like yogurt. Some girls say don't like choco but this is just her way of saying i love it but she doesn't want to share it with you. More Info

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                                      Science has proved that every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it. Did you ever heard of a allergy to choco? Yes there are allergies to nuts but that's why we have natural and more exotic like yogurt. Some girls say don't like choco but this is just her way of saying i love it but she doesn't want to share it with you. More Info

                                      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                                      Karen Mitchelle
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                                      The one I know doesn't even want to accept when I give her chocolate. She always says that she doesn't like sweets.. At first I don't believe her because of the thinking that all girls love chocolate. But she's kinda different. Or maybe, as you have said,

                                      Argonia wrote:

                                      every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it

                                      she maybe isn't smart. But she's beautiful though.. :laugh: I'm not mean. It's a maybe. :|

                                      Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.

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                                        Movie Quote Of The Day

                                        Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

                                        Which movie?

                                        V.
                                        (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        V is absolutely right

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                                        That's easy! It's "1st Viscount of Alamein[^] Snake's 'The Insignificance of Death'". ;P


                                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                                          Movie Quote Of The Day

                                          Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

                                          Which movie?

                                          V.
                                          (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

                                          OriginalGriff wrote:

                                          V is absolutely right

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Now that has to be A Monster in Paris[^]

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