MQOTD
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To answer you i will tell a joke: A plane with few survivors crashes on a remote isle filled with some native tribe. One of the survivors was a gorgeous woman. And of course the chief takes her for himself. After few weeks the chief talks with one of the best hunters of the tribe: -Did i cry when i was stabbed by that boar while we were hunting back then ? -No my chief you didn't cry -Did i cry when i was bitten by that snake ? -No my chief you didn't -Did i cry when i was attacked by that lion in the woods ? -No my chief you didn't cry? -Then why i cry when i pee?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
Wish I could give you more than +5 for that one. :laugh: :thumbsup:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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:-O I know someone who doesn't like chocolates. Now I'm doubting her preferences.. :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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:-O I know someone who doesn't like chocolates. Now I'm doubting her preferences.. :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
Science has proved that every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it. Did you ever heard of a allergy to choco? Yes there are allergies to nuts but that's why we have natural and more exotic like yogurt. Some girls say don't like choco but this is just her way of saying i love it but she doesn't want to share it with you. More Info
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Science has proved that every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it. Did you ever heard of a allergy to choco? Yes there are allergies to nuts but that's why we have natural and more exotic like yogurt. Some girls say don't like choco but this is just her way of saying i love it but she doesn't want to share it with you. More Info
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
The one I know doesn't even want to accept when I give her chocolate. She always says that she doesn't like sweets.. At first I don't believe her because of the thinking that all girls love chocolate. But she's kinda different. Or maybe, as you have said,
Argonia wrote:
every smart and beautiful person likes chocolate.Thus all girls love it
she maybe isn't smart. But she's beautiful though.. :laugh: I'm not mean. It's a maybe. :|
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
That's easy! It's "1st Viscount of Alamein[^] Snake's 'The Insignificance of Death'". ;P
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
Now that has to be A Monster in Paris[^]
speramus in juniperus
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
Bill Clinton, the White House Years.
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Moby Dick.
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Brilliant: I laughed out loud at that one. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
Percy
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c*ck. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
