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    Cristian Amarie
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    Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc. I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something. Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

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      Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc. I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something. Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

      Nuclear launch detected

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      Adun Toridas

      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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        Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc. I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something. Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

        Nuclear launch detected

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        Hey, I know this number you should call for great astrology advice, especially on such a special day as today ;) (though I have a sneaking suspicion everyone knows it by now...)

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          Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc. I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something. Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

          Nuclear launch detected

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          Cristian Amarie wrote:

          Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

          Space Marines killing everything FTFY

          if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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            Almost every mail received today (announcements, updates, even spam): listen to our radio station because is VD; buy this because etc. I wonder if Windows Updates will install a valetine.s.day.interop.dll, or congratulate with a system modal dialog, or something. Today I'm also going to dentist in the evening; if one more human being will stop me with something like this, it will be something like Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

            Nuclear launch detected

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            Here's a VD absurdity for you :) China Valentine: No cinema seats for Shanghai couples[^]

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              Hey, I know this number you should call for great astrology advice, especially on such a special day as today ;) (though I have a sneaking suspicion everyone knows it by now...)

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              Cristian Amarie
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              It's 1-800-ZERGRUSH, right? :D

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                Cristian Amarie wrote:

                Protoss praetor Fenix assaulting the Zerg cerebrates.

                Space Marines killing everything FTFY

                if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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                Cristian Amarie
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                Sanity is for the weak.

                Nuclear launch detected

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