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  • D Dan Neely

    Don't forget several days in the hospital on IV anti-biotics after the cat bites you in protest for trying to shove a pill down its throat. :doh:

    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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    He's pretty good - grab cat, open jaws, insert pill, swallow, and gone. We've had some that involved full biking gear, including the boots and helmet...

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    • A Argonia

      Oh, cute little Dij he(or she still not sure) is training you into hunting. Such a good pet.

      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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      Dij is a boy - it's "short" for Digital: when we got him as a kitten he was either ON (and doing a Wall-Of-Death round the room) or OFF (asleep and you could do anything to him you liked and he wouldn't wake up) He is a member here and visits occasionally: http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Dij-The-Cat[^] He predecessor was also a member, but he developed a virulent strain of Feline Infectious Peritonitis and we had to let him go. Bill[^] was a lot more active here, since he sat on my keyboard a lot more than Dij does.

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • A Argonia

        Oh, cute little Dij he(or she still not sure) is training you into hunting. Such a good pet.

        Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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        I'm a Boy! And I'm not a pet: the Pink Blobs belong to me and do my bidding. Obligatory Dilbert[^]

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        • A Argonia

          If you have mouse infestation the safest way to deal with it is by getting a cat The bonuses are : -loving companion just don't pet him on his tummy for long -The environment doesn't suffer -the mice will sense the danger after some time and go to your neighbors if they don't have a cat -for some time you don't need to worry if your cat is fed, but is good if you provide her with additional food. -in the cold winder nights your feet will be worm:)

          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          - The environment doesn't suffer Try telling that to the birds in the area.

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            He's pretty good - grab cat, open jaws, insert pill, swallow, and gone. We've had some that involved full biking gear, including the boots and helmet...

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            My mom's cats have mostly fallen into the too stupid to realize there's a pill hiding in the lump of cheese category and the full leathers would have been a good idea category. The multi day inpatient course of IV antibiotics wasn't a hypothetical; for a while they were threatening to go in surgically to clean the wound out better. :omg:

            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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            • D Dan Neely

              My mom's cats have mostly fallen into the too stupid to realize there's a pill hiding in the lump of cheese category and the full leathers would have been a good idea category. The multi day inpatient course of IV antibiotics wasn't a hypothetical; for a while they were threatening to go in surgically to clean the wound out better. :omg:

              Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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              Yeah, cat bites can be really nasty - there are a heck of a lot of bacteria in there and the teeth are "designed" to pierce deep, like little hypodermic needles. If it isn't cleaned properly, it can cause serious medical problems... http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/pet-health-information/article/animal-health/wounds-cat-bite-injuries-to-humans/63[^] And some people kiss them on the "lips"[^] :omg:

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Yeah, cat bites can be really nasty - there are a heck of a lot of bacteria in there and the teeth are "designed" to pierce deep, like little hypodermic needles. If it isn't cleaned properly, it can cause serious medical problems... http://www.vcahospitals.com/main/pet-health-information/article/animal-health/wounds-cat-bite-injuries-to-humans/63[^] And some people kiss them on the "lips"[^] :omg:

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                Mom works in healthcare, so she knew what needed done. Cleaning puncture wounds is elephanting hard though and she obviously didn't get everything that one time. :sigh:

                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                • B BotCar

                  You would think a cat would solve the problem, wouldn't you? A few years ago, my parents had a rat problem. They also had upwards of 2 dozen cats. The funny thing is that the cats would always act as if they are starving*, yet only a few of them would try to catch some rats. * They didn't. The greedy bastards just liked stealing food from each other.

                  What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

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                  Distind
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                  It's also possible the cats are simply a bunch of wusses. I had a complete wuss cat, he once ran away from a mouse trapped under a colander. Then I wound up with a few half feral cats, those animals knew how to tear up a mouse, and the walls, and the insulation, and the carpeting... given the choice I would have taken the rat problem.

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                  • N Nicholas Marty

                    I find it more fun if they bring in birds... especially those that are a bit bigger (like a blackbird) and release them inside :laugh: We had to collect the feathers in the whole appartment and that damn bird was too dumb (or probably scared) to realize that a window only lets through the light...

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                    When I bought my house, the previous owners couldn't get their cat into the carrier to go with them. They said they would come back for him, and warned to stay away from him "he's a killer". He turned out to be the sweetest cat... Fast forward, we kept finding live birds in the house. Some hiding in closets, some downstairs. We thought they were flying in through the chimney or something. Yeah, it turns out the cat kept bringing them in. It was probably hilarious to watch both that cat and I chasing after the birds seeing who could catch it first. The cat finally learned his lesson and started catching smaller birds. The feathers and what was left was not much fun to clean up.

                    To know and not do, is not yet to know http://www.codeofthedamned.com

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                    • D Distind

                      It's also possible the cats are simply a bunch of wusses. I had a complete wuss cat, he once ran away from a mouse trapped under a colander. Then I wound up with a few half feral cats, those animals knew how to tear up a mouse, and the walls, and the insulation, and the carpeting... given the choice I would have taken the rat problem.

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                      Yeah. Never send a can opener to do a tiger's job, as the cats usually say. :)

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