Interview with Microsoft
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
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Wear a GNU RULEZ t-shirt. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
:laugh: Yeah! And a "Bow before me for I am root" t-shirt. That'll go over real well. :-D
any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes
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Wear a GNU RULEZ t-shirt. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
Assuming you get an all-day barrage of interviews like I did... Wear clothes that are a bit loose, you'll be in them for hours. I wore slacks, loafers, and a loose (but not hip-hop baggy) button-up shirt. A tie is not necessary. When you get hit with the programming questions, there's usually an obvious straight-forward answer, so give that one first to show that you understand the problem. Then the interviewer will give you hints about a more efficient way to solve the problem, which will take some thinking. Think out loud as you work it out, again to demonstrate that you get the problem and have a grasp of the programming concepts involved. Eat something simple at lunch, like a burger. Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS. ;) Smile and thank the interviewer(s) at the end of every interview. --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
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Wear a GNU RULEZ t-shirt. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
LOL! :-D Another idea - a shirt with the Slashdot picture of Bill-Gates-as-Borg. Or how about carrying a manilla folder with "Halloween Documents" written on it. --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
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Wear a GNU RULEZ t-shirt. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
You could where a GNU RULEZ shirt, but even better would be a blue screen of death shirt that says this is where I went today in big bold text at the top. :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
From the experience of family and friends; act like Microsoft is God's gift to mankind, just don't be too obvious about it and when asked what one thing you would change for Office, don't say "A big button that says 'Turn all the automatic shit off.'" (Yes, a friend really did say that in his Microsoft interview.)
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From the experience of family and friends; act like Microsoft is God's gift to mankind, just don't be too obvious about it and when asked what one thing you would change for Office, don't say "A big button that says 'Turn all the automatic shit off.'" (Yes, a friend really did say that in his Microsoft interview.)
Joe Woodbury wrote: A big button that says 'Turn all the automatic sh*t off.'" (Yes, a friend really did say that in his Microsoft interview.) LOL. I would say the same - interview or not.
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From the experience of family and friends; act like Microsoft is God's gift to mankind, just don't be too obvious about it and when asked what one thing you would change for Office, don't say "A big button that says 'Turn all the automatic shit off.'" (Yes, a friend really did say that in his Microsoft interview.)
Joe Woodbury wrote: A big button that says 'Turn all the automatic sh*t off.' :omg::laugh: I bet he didn't make it, ha? Regards, Alvaro
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. -- despair.com
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Assuming you get an all-day barrage of interviews like I did... Wear clothes that are a bit loose, you'll be in them for hours. I wore slacks, loafers, and a loose (but not hip-hop baggy) button-up shirt. A tie is not necessary. When you get hit with the programming questions, there's usually an obvious straight-forward answer, so give that one first to show that you understand the problem. Then the interviewer will give you hints about a more efficient way to solve the problem, which will take some thinking. Think out loud as you work it out, again to demonstrate that you get the problem and have a grasp of the programming concepts involved. Eat something simple at lunch, like a burger. Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS. ;) Smile and thank the interviewer(s) at the end of every interview. --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
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Assuming you get an all-day barrage of interviews like I did... Wear clothes that are a bit loose, you'll be in them for hours. I wore slacks, loafers, and a loose (but not hip-hop baggy) button-up shirt. A tie is not necessary. When you get hit with the programming questions, there's usually an obvious straight-forward answer, so give that one first to show that you understand the problem. Then the interviewer will give you hints about a more efficient way to solve the problem, which will take some thinking. Think out loud as you work it out, again to demonstrate that you get the problem and have a grasp of the programming concepts involved. Eat something simple at lunch, like a burger. Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS. ;) Smile and thank the interviewer(s) at the end of every interview. --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
Michael Dunn wrote: Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS There speaks a man who can't hold his beans. :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
There are interesting tips about MS interviewees on Sell's site. <sarcasm>tell them you went to Bangalore a couple times already.</sarcasm>
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Michael Dunn wrote: Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS There speaks a man who can't hold his beans. :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
Hey, one shouldn't take chances when one is in small enclosed offices. ;) --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
1. Be yourself. Don't pretend to be better or worse than you are 2. Be honest. If you don't know an answer ask for more information or more explanation, or even suggestion ways you would go about finding an answer (it's often not what the answer is, but how you go about getting it. 3. Show enthusiasm. They'll only pick poeple who really want the job. 4. Mind dump to let the know how you are thinking through questions. See (2). 5. Get some sleep the night before. 6. Relax and see (1). cheers, Chris Maunder
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Hey, one shouldn't take chances when one is in small enclosed offices. ;) --Mike-- PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. BUY MY SOFTWARE!! (please?) RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber My IntarWeb Homepgae!!!11
Michael Dunn wrote: Hey, one shouldn't take chances when one is in small enclosed offices. I believe it's called ambience. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
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Michael Dunn wrote: Don't eat a whole lot, and for goodness sake NO BEANS There speaks a man who can't hold his beans. :laugh: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk
"Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
- Marcia GraeschTrouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++
Methinks he means 'know thy limitations' ;) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net
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1. Be yourself. Don't pretend to be better or worse than you are 2. Be honest. If you don't know an answer ask for more information or more explanation, or even suggestion ways you would go about finding an answer (it's often not what the answer is, but how you go about getting it. 3. Show enthusiasm. They'll only pick poeple who really want the job. 4. Mind dump to let the know how you are thinking through questions. See (2). 5. Get some sleep the night before. 6. Relax and see (1). cheers, Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote: Mind dump to let them know how you are thinking through questions. I always mind dump, some times I even force people who have no idea what I am talking about to sit there while I do it just so I can keep on top of it, and sometimes I even wave my hands around like a mad man too. Even so, I can't help walking away every time and thinking that it made me seem incredibly dumb, almost like a babbling idiot (well more of one anyway :-O). Is that a normal thing to think? Isn't that how it looks from the other side? :~
David Wulff
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I have an interview this week with Microsoft for an internship in computer science engineering, any pointers or tips ?
No pointers or tips. Just one question. Why? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
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