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Q: What's nowadays` best analogy for the 90s` looong wait for a web image to DL?

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  • J Joezer BH

    A: Waiting for OG to reach the 1M line. :zzz: :sigh: I'll go get some :java:, see if the DL completes by then...

    -- If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it. Being loved gives you strength, while loving gives you courage.

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    Does 'www' not stand for 'world wide wait' anymore?

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      Looking at his average, it will take an other half year - I'm really hope your download will end much before!!! :laugh:

      I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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      What the elephant is he downloading? The whole Interweb? :omg:

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        What the elephant is he downloading? The whole Interweb? :omg:

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        An image of you? :laugh:

        I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

          Looking at his average, it will take an other half year - I'm really hope your download will end much before!!! :laugh:

          I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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          This surprised me, so I had a look at the rep graph and did some sophisticated analysis (well, used a piece of paper as a straight edge, and dropped a line down to the time axis, then played with my calculator.) Mid to late May. :wtf: That's crazy - the graph has to be well off scale. It's late Feb now, so that's +60K rep points in 2 1/2 or 3 months! Surely some mistake here - I think the hamsters messed up... [edit]Speeeling erorrs and missing punctuation - OriginalGriff[/edit]

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

            An image of you? :laugh:

            I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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            That could take time, yes. The internet doesn't like pictures of me, so it hangs onto them possessively... :laugh:

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              This surprised me, so I had a look at the rep graph and did some sophisticated analysis (well, used a piece of paper as a straight edge, and dropped a line down to the time axis, then played with my calculator.) Mid to late May. :wtf: That's crazy - the graph has to be well off scale. It's late Feb now, so that's +60K rep points in 2 1/2 or 3 months! Surely some mistake here - I think the hamsters messed up... [edit]Speeeling erorrs and missing punctuation - OriginalGriff[/edit]

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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              My calculation was - you point left to 1 million (about 60.000) divided by your monthly average in QA (about 8000). That gave me over 7 months and I dropped some as you also do other things in CP... I may not estimated well you other contributions... Anyway - you may prepare for a party...(don't forget to invite the hamsters!) :-D

              I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

              "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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              • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                My calculation was - you point left to 1 million (about 60.000) divided by your monthly average in QA (about 8000). That gave me over 7 months and I dropped some as you also do other things in CP... I may not estimated well you other contributions... Anyway - you may prepare for a party...(don't forget to invite the hamsters!) :-D

                I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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                I'll invite my entire company! :laugh:

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I'll invite my entire company! :laugh:

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  It's not too wise to drink alone...you may get sober too early next day!!!

                  I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

                  "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I'll invite my entire company! :laugh:

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    Joezer BH
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                    Hmm, I would like to apply for a Job at Griff&Griff LTD. For the week of the party + a day or two for recuperating. I would take my pay in liquor & solid gold. What address shall I send the CV to?

                    -- If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it. Being loved gives you strength, while loving gives you courage.

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                    • J Joezer BH

                      Hmm, I would like to apply for a Job at Griff&Griff LTD. For the week of the party + a day or two for recuperating. I would take my pay in liquor & solid gold. What address shall I send the CV to?

                      -- If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it. Being loved gives you strength, while loving gives you courage.

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                      Mr S. Claus, 1 Reindeer Lane North Pole 99705

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Mr S. Claus, 1 Reindeer Lane North Pole 99705

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        I say, Don't you guys have a Polar Vortex spinning round those areas, this time of year?

                        -- If money is your hope for independence, you cannot reach it. Being loved gives you strength, while loving gives you courage.

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