Slapped across the face with a wet 'un.
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Irish Auntie reports[^] about a girl the fuzz are looking for. I've sometimes used the relatively well known expression "better than being slapped across the chops with a wet fish" but it seems this lass decided to try it for real. Pity that Auntie didn't show the actual incident in full. :( Maybe she told him/her to "Cod off".
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Irish Auntie reports[^] about a girl the fuzz are looking for. I've sometimes used the relatively well known expression "better than being slapped across the chops with a wet fish" but it seems this lass decided to try it for real. Pity that Auntie didn't show the actual incident in full. :( Maybe she told him/her to "Cod off".
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Shorley, as it's Norn Iron it should be Oirish Ornty?
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Irish Auntie reports[^] about a girl the fuzz are looking for. I've sometimes used the relatively well known expression "better than being slapped across the chops with a wet fish" but it seems this lass decided to try it for real. Pity that Auntie didn't show the actual incident in full. :( Maybe she told him/her to "Cod off".
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
We started running though the fish puns in the soapbox an hour ago: Re a very rude but badly spelled word in the soapbox[^] [edit]Changed link text :O - didn't think of that... OriginalGriff[/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We started running though the fish puns in the soapbox an hour ago: Re a very rude but badly spelled word in the soapbox[^] [edit]Changed link text :O - didn't think of that... OriginalGriff[/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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We started running though the fish puns in the soapbox an hour ago: Re a very rude but badly spelled word in the soapbox[^] [edit]Changed link text :O - didn't think of that... OriginalGriff[/edit]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Maybe not the best link for in here, just saying.
Elephant! Didn't think of that! :doh: In my defence, I was concentrating on the fish puns, not the original subject - no excuse, but... :sigh: Fixed.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Boy rapes mother. I could perhaps be forgiven for not seeing a direct link to the fish. :-D
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Understandable - it's just we don't need the same fish puns in two threads! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Understandable - it's just we don't need the same fish puns in two threads! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
There's a time and plaice for them, to be sure. :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
