Anyone with any Autocorrect or Intellisense fails?
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
A few months ago I tried texting my wife "I'm hitting the road" (to indicate that I was leaving the office) and it came out "I'm hitting the torah".
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Due to an autocorrect in a text message I had banal sex with my wife last night.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Autocorrect Fails so often... and it appears always to correct into sex themes ;)
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Due to an autocorrect in a text message I had banal sex with my wife last night.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
When clearly it was meant to be "Banal Sax".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A few months ago I tried texting my wife "I'm hitting the road" (to indicate that I was leaving the office) and it came out "I'm hitting the torah".
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PIEBALDconsult wrote:
I'm hitting the torah
If you Kippah doing that, the Rabbi will be quite upset with you! ;)
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :-D :-D :-D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Due to an autocorrect in a text message I had banal sex with my wife last night.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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No, no, no. It is your job to change coffee to code.
I do change coffee to something, but then I press the "whoosh" button and it disappears... ;) My code does not require coffee: my brain requires coffee in order to work out which end of my arms my fingers are on...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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When clearly it was meant to be "Banal Sax".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
I thought he wanted to watch Canal Six
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
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I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!
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While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopeswhile texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
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while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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while texting a male collegue: "Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }
HobbyProggy wrote:
while texting a male collegue:
So you're the one! :-D
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
I know its a bit of a "waste of time subject" but what the hell. Tried to message my parnter easlier with "Ok dokey" which autocorrected to "Ok donkey".... lets hope she see's the funny side eh?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee. :)
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote:
which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..
I get these messages from my Missus all the time. She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.
"That's my faaaaaa-ther." :baaaa!:
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While on vacation "wish you were her"! :-D
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
Think inside the box! ProActive Secure Systems
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine
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I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
That is by far, the worst coffee I've ever seen. :java::java::java::java::java::java:
It was broke, so I fixed it.
