One Monday Morning..
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John's teacher, whose teaching the use of "I" in a sentence, points to John for him to cite other example on where to use "I". John said, "I... is..." But the teacher immediately interrupted and said, "No, no John. When you use 'I', the verb you only have to use is 'am', okay?" John nods. The teacher said, "now, repeat." John answered, "I... am... the 9th letter in the alphabet before 'J'." :laugh: :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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John's teacher, whose teaching the use of "I" in a sentence, points to John for him to cite other example on where to use "I". John said, "I... is..." But the teacher immediately interrupted and said, "No, no John. When you use 'I', the verb you only have to use is 'am', okay?" John nods. The teacher said, "now, repeat." John answered, "I... am... the 9th letter in the alphabet before 'J'." :laugh: :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
kArViD0tnEt wrote:
When you use 'I', the verb you only have to use is 'am', okay?
Considering the teacher can't speak English, it's no wonder he's having trouble.
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John's teacher, whose teaching the use of "I" in a sentence, points to John for him to cite other example on where to use "I". John said, "I... is..." But the teacher immediately interrupted and said, "No, no John. When you use 'I', the verb you only have to use is 'am', okay?" John nods. The teacher said, "now, repeat." John answered, "I... am... the 9th letter in the alphabet before 'J'." :laugh: :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
kArViD0tnEt wrote:
"I... am... the 9th letter in the alphabet before 'J'."
Even "is" would be wrong in this case. 'I' is the ninth letter in the alphabet; it is the first letter before 'J'. The ninth letter before 'J' would be 'A'. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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kArViD0tnEt wrote:
"I... am... the 9th letter in the alphabet before 'J'."
Even "is" would be wrong in this case. 'I' is the ninth letter in the alphabet; it is the first letter before 'J'. The ninth letter before 'J' would be 'A'. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Isn't it amazing what punctuation - or the lack thereof - can accomplish? :laugh: Let's eat Grandma! ;)
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Isn't it amazing what punctuation - or the lack thereof - can accomplish? :laugh: Let's eat Grandma! ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeLet's also help Jack off a horse
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Let's also help Jack off a horse
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
Ah yes, but that one can't be fixed using punctuation... ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Let's also help Jack off a horse
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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kArViD0tnEt wrote:
When you use 'I', the verb you only have to use is 'am', okay?
Considering the teacher can't speak English, it's no wonder he's having trouble.
It's because the teacher limits herself to her discussion only, which is, the pronoun I and the verb 'am'. :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Ah yes, but that one can't be fixed using punctuation... ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeBut can with correct capitalisation.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
