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  • J Johnny J

    OriginalGriff wrote:

    But not Banana (which is a berry).

    So why isn't it called a bananaberry? :doh: And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam? :doh:

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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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    Johnny J. wrote:

    So why isn't it called a bananaberry?

    For the same reason guacamole isn't made from Avocadoberry, and wine isn't made from Grapeberries. But Dangleberries... let's not go there.

    Johnny J. wrote:

    And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?

    You can: Amazon sells it[^] - well, Banana Jam.

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Made by the DRAMA department, not the Children's Department.

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      Yep. For the budget.

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • J Johnny J

        But everybody know that it's spelled Shcool[^]! :doh:

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        Me, all the time

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        Looks like the name of a Rapper. :laugh:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Yep. For the budget.

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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          Dalek Dave
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          GFY! It is made in Wales, what more do you want :)

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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            GFY! It is made in Wales, what more do you want :)

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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            OriginalGriff
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            Torchwood, of course! :laugh:

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • J Johnny J

              OriginalGriff wrote:

              But not Banana (which is a berry).

              So why isn't it called a bananaberry? :doh: And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam? :doh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              Keith Barrow
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              Johnny J. wrote:

              And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?

              How would you get the last of it out of the banana-shaped jar? You have to think of these practicalities in the world of jam-making!

              PB 369,783 wrote:

              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                [Well it's almost scientific] We were walking to skool this very morning and Younger Daughter said hello to a young chap. The following conversation took place: NV: Is he in your class? YD: Yes, he's my reading partner [rolls eyes] NV: Don't you like him? YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever. NV: Why do you say that? YD: He likes Dr Who. So, the jury is in. Dr Who fans are as thick as matron's custard. Further research will be made to find out if Dr Who is the cause of Mr Thicky Syndrome or just an observable effect.

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                Mike Hankey
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                :laugh: Has she ever met DD?, if so what's her take on him?

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  :laugh: Has she ever met DD?, if so what's her take on him?

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Are you serious? Would YOU let Dave anywhere near the people you love? :laugh:

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Are you serious? Would YOU let Dave anywhere near the people you love? :laugh:

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                    No I see your point/ :)

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      [Well it's almost scientific] We were walking to skool this very morning and Younger Daughter said hello to a young chap. The following conversation took place: NV: Is he in your class? YD: Yes, he's my reading partner [rolls eyes] NV: Don't you like him? YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever. NV: Why do you say that? YD: He likes Dr Who. So, the jury is in. Dr Who fans are as thick as matron's custard. Further research will be made to find out if Dr Who is the cause of Mr Thicky Syndrome or just an observable effect.

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                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                      YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever.
                      NV: Why do you say that?
                      YD: He likes Dr Who.

                      I could never imagine why a person would give up their children for adoption. That is no longer true.

                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                      • K Keith Barrow

                        Johnny J. wrote:

                        And why can't you buy Bananaberry Jam?

                        How would you get the last of it out of the banana-shaped jar? You have to think of these practicalities in the world of jam-making!

                        PB 369,783 wrote:

                        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                        JWhattam
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                        Can't get it out of the jar. You'd be in a jam!

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                        • L Lost User

                          Argonia wrote:

                          you have a type error in one of the words.

                          If you mean skool it's deliberate. Those of us above a certain age willl probably be fans of this book[^] and the others in the series, as any fule kno.

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                          greldak
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                          Of course even if it wasn't deliberate you're still one up on him. I spotted two in his admonishment :doh:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Torchwood, of course! :laugh:

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            Simon ORiordan from UK
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                            Torchwood? Some pretty-boy in a coat with pilot's wings he never earned? I'll watch that when John Barrowman shows some nads and earns himself a PPL. It's not as if he doesn't have the money, or the time. My stepdad - 73 missions over Germany in WW2, DFC, DSO, ran a Y-station in the Ardennes in '44-'45 - he couldn't stand to watch Barrowman, because of the wings.(It's not a gay thing, his own natural son is gay). :wtf:

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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever.
                              NV: Why do you say that?
                              YD: He likes Dr Who.

                              I could never imagine why a person would give up their children for adoption. That is no longer true.

                              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                              Simon ORiordan from UK
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                              Or send them to a tough boarding school?

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                                Torchwood? Some pretty-boy in a coat with pilot's wings he never earned? I'll watch that when John Barrowman shows some nads and earns himself a PPL. It's not as if he doesn't have the money, or the time. My stepdad - 73 missions over Germany in WW2, DFC, DSO, ran a Y-station in the Ardennes in '44-'45 - he couldn't stand to watch Barrowman, because of the wings.(It's not a gay thing, his own natural son is gay). :wtf:

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Until I read your last sentence I was going to say "Don't ask Barrowman to show us his nads - because he probably will..." But then I did, so I won't.

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Until I read your last sentence I was going to say "Don't ask Barrowman to show us his nads - because he probably will..." But then I did, so I won't.

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  Simon ORiordan from UK
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                                  Careful. This site is Canadian. They have laws against humour. When the Thought Police come for you they have to release you if you can crack them up. But if you fail after three jokes they're allowed to take out their truncheons. Three strikes and you're outed.

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    [Well it's almost scientific] We were walking to skool this very morning and Younger Daughter said hello to a young chap. The following conversation took place: NV: Is he in your class? YD: Yes, he's my reading partner [rolls eyes] NV: Don't you like him? YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever. NV: Why do you say that? YD: He likes Dr Who. So, the jury is in. Dr Who fans are as thick as matron's custard. Further research will be made to find out if Dr Who is the cause of Mr Thicky Syndrome or just an observable effect.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    I only started to read this because I thought it was about The Who (Roger Daltry etc). Severely disappointed now! ;P

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Indeed: Strawberry (which isn't a berry) jam or raspberry (which also isn't a berry) jam. But not Banana (which is a berry).

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                      poc42
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                                      No, sorry banana is a herb. "The banana plant is called a 'banana tree' in popular use, but it's technically regarded as a herbaceous plant (or 'herb'), not a tree, because the stem does not contain true woody tissue."

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                                        No, sorry banana is a herb. "The banana plant is called a 'banana tree' in popular use, but it's technically regarded as a herbaceous plant (or 'herb'), not a tree, because the stem does not contain true woody tissue."

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        The whole plant is a herb, but the "fruiting part" (i.e. the bit you eat) is a berry: "a fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary"[^]

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          [Well it's almost scientific] We were walking to skool this very morning and Younger Daughter said hello to a young chap. The following conversation took place: NV: Is he in your class? YD: Yes, he's my reading partner [rolls eyes] NV: Don't you like him? YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever. NV: Why do you say that? YD: He likes Dr Who. So, the jury is in. Dr Who fans are as thick as matron's custard. Further research will be made to find out if Dr Who is the cause of Mr Thicky Syndrome or just an observable effect.

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                                          patbob
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                                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                          YD: He's 'okay', but he's not very clever.
                                          NV: Why do you say that?
                                          YD: He likes Dr Who.

                                          Yeah, sure, she may think Dr. Who fans are as thick as U238, but the important point is that she knows about Dr. Who, and is smart and confident enough to have her own opinion. Kudos.

                                          We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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