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  • F Freak30

    Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat. Those can get quite large. Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first. If the cat was there first and scratched the dog while it still was a puppy, that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime (and might develop a phobia against other cats as well).

    The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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    Freak30 wrote:

    Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat.

    Second largest breed is still a cat. It's not a tiger, it does not hunt humans.

    Freak30 wrote:

    Those can get quite large.

    Not large enough to be threathening.

    Freak30 wrote:

    Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first.

    A dog will need to know it's place; if the alpha-male isn't one, then the dog will eventually try and challenge that position.

    Freak30 wrote:

    that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime

    If things were that easy you'd simply smack the dog hard when he first pisses in the house and it'd be house-broken.

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat

      Depends; go without food for a week, smoke five joints and have someone try that recipe. I believe the correct term for herding meat may be "symbiosis".

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        Mike Hankey wrote:

        I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat

        Depends; go without food for a week, smoke five joints and have someone try that recipe. I believe the correct term for herding meat may be "symbiosis".

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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        It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in.

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in.

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          Mike Hankey wrote:

          It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in

          ..think it's more "nurture" that's being dismissed in favor of "nature". Or, in other words, it's merely a stupid idea that one should not eat cats. My grandparents had the cutest rabbits. And they tasted great, each Christmas. The dodo didn't survive, but an animal that tastes like rabbit (or chicken) will always be bred by humans. I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals. Anyone here who would rather eat a grasshopper than a cat?

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          • G glennPattonPub

            22 pound house cat? US pounds are smaller than UK pounds but... :wtf:

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            glennPattonWork wrote:

            US pounds are smaller than UK pounds

            What is the difference betweeen a US pound and UK pound? Gallons I understand, but not pounds.

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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in

              ..think it's more "nurture" that's being dismissed in favor of "nature". Or, in other words, it's merely a stupid idea that one should not eat cats. My grandparents had the cutest rabbits. And they tasted great, each Christmas. The dodo didn't survive, but an animal that tastes like rabbit (or chicken) will always be bred by humans. I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals. Anyone here who would rather eat a grasshopper than a cat?

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              JimmyRopes
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              Eddy Vluggen wrote:

              I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals.

              I don't try I do eat insects. They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too. My favorite is locust but crickets are very good also. Some of the caterpillars are good also. Scorpions have a very hard shell so I don't eat them as often as other insects but they have a distinct flavor. Why do you not like insects? :~

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                glennPattonWork wrote:

                US pounds are smaller than UK pounds

                What is the difference betweeen a US pound and UK pound? Gallons I understand, but not pounds.

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                I was under the impression that the base unit was smaller, mind you an inch here is an inch there :)

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                  I was under the impression that the base unit was smaller, mind you an inch here is an inch there :)

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                  BobJanova
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                  I think dry weights are the same. American fluid ounces are slightly different to ours, so even allowing for them getting the size of a pint wrong, 20 fl oz isn't quite the standard 568ml over there either. But I'm not aware of dry ounces being different.

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                    I think dry weights are the same. American fluid ounces are slightly different to ours, so even allowing for them getting the size of a pint wrong, 20 fl oz isn't quite the standard 568ml over there either. But I'm not aware of dry ounces being different.

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                    Tim Carmichael
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                    A U.S. gallon is a wine gallon; a U.K. gallon is an ale gallon. So, it's not so much that one size is 'wrong', it's more a case of not clearly denoting the base unit. Sort of like saying something costs a dollar, but not defining the currency type: Australian, Bermudian, Canadian, or U.S. The devil is in the details.

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                      This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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                      Gary Wheeler
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                      The guy might need to 'turn in his man card', but he also needs to turn in his pet owner card. Any animal, cat, dog, turkey buzzard, or whatever will react violently if stressed sufficiently. It's obvious from the cat's behavior that it's been subjected to the wrong environment and poor treatment for an extended period. I doubt that it is recoverable without extraordinary efforts at this point. The most merciful thing (and the safest for his family) would be to euthanize it. I fucking hate stories like this. Why do people acquire pets that they can't give the proper care? It's always the same. The animal is at fault, the police shoot it in front of the kids (nice picture in their heads, there), and everyone stands around looking sorry and wonders what went wrong.

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                        The guy might need to 'turn in his man card', but he also needs to turn in his pet owner card. Any animal, cat, dog, turkey buzzard, or whatever will react violently if stressed sufficiently. It's obvious from the cat's behavior that it's been subjected to the wrong environment and poor treatment for an extended period. I doubt that it is recoverable without extraordinary efforts at this point. The most merciful thing (and the safest for his family) would be to euthanize it. I fucking hate stories like this. Why do people acquire pets that they can't give the proper care? It's always the same. The animal is at fault, the police shoot it in front of the kids (nice picture in their heads, there), and everyone stands around looking sorry and wonders what went wrong.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        I agree. I'm always amazed at how poor people (that I've seen) have a tendency to buy really expensive and dangerous breeds of animals only to keep said animal chained on a 10ft. leash in the back yard. I've a neighbor who is doing this right now - she thinks screaming obscenities at the animal is 'training' it.

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                        • J JimmyRopes

                          Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                          I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals.

                          I don't try I do eat insects. They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too. My favorite is locust but crickets are very good also. Some of the caterpillars are good also. Scorpions have a very hard shell so I don't eat them as often as other insects but they have a distinct flavor. Why do you not like insects? :~

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                          JimmyRopes wrote:

                          They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too

                          :omg: Any rockpaintings showing hunters chasing grassshoppers? Beans are also a good source of protein, but it doesn't replace bacon.

                          JimmyRopes wrote:

                          Some of the caterpillars are good also

                          ..go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. Those things are called "bugs", not "food".

                          JimmyRopes wrote:

                          Why do you not like insects? :~

                          Aw, I like insects, very usefull critters - I just don't consider them food. Neither does history (in general*). I do admire your courage; but I cannot stomach bugs.

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                            I agree. I'm always amazed at how poor people (that I've seen) have a tendency to buy really expensive and dangerous breeds of animals only to keep said animal chained on a 10ft. leash in the back yard. I've a neighbor who is doing this right now - she thinks screaming obscenities at the animal is 'training' it.

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                            I was watching the local news today on the TV in our fitness room at work. They showed a story about a woman's dog that had been shot during the night, presumably because it barked too much. The dog was a pure-bred Husky kept in a 6ft by 6ft cage, in a yard that was maybe 15 ft by 30 ft. You could tell from the video that the cage was filthy. The yard had no grass, and there were visible depressions where the dog paced.

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                              JimmyRopes wrote:

                              They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too

                              :omg: Any rockpaintings showing hunters chasing grassshoppers? Beans are also a good source of protein, but it doesn't replace bacon.

                              JimmyRopes wrote:

                              Some of the caterpillars are good also

                              ..go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. Those things are called "bugs", not "food".

                              JimmyRopes wrote:

                              Why do you not like insects? :~

                              Aw, I like insects, very usefull critters - I just don't consider them food. Neither does history (in general*). I do admire your courage; but I cannot stomach bugs.

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                              JimmyRopes
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                              Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                              I like insects, very usefull critters - I just don't consider them food. Neither does history (in general*).

                              Don't be so sure. Insects have been eaten throughout history. Maybe not in the West but here in Asia they have been eaten for thousands of years with no problems. Even the children like them. :cool:

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                                JimmyRopes wrote:

                                They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too

                                :omg: Any rockpaintings showing hunters chasing grassshoppers? Beans are also a good source of protein, but it doesn't replace bacon.

                                JimmyRopes wrote:

                                Some of the caterpillars are good also

                                ..go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. Those things are called "bugs", not "food".

                                JimmyRopes wrote:

                                Why do you not like insects? :~

                                Aw, I like insects, very usefull critters - I just don't consider them food. Neither does history (in general*). I do admire your courage; but I cannot stomach bugs.

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                Neither does history (in general*).

                                Not sure where you get that from. But probably because chasing big game is depicted more often. But that of course because it is rarer and more dangerous. Not to mention as well that insects were probably more of a 'gather' than a 'hunt'. One can suppose that in terms of protein sources non-insect sources are preferred because the preparation is easier. Takes a lot of work to prep a cow but it takes more work to prep an equivalent amount of crickets.

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                                • B BobJanova

                                  I think dry weights are the same. American fluid ounces are slightly different to ours, so even allowing for them getting the size of a pint wrong, 20 fl oz isn't quite the standard 568ml over there either. But I'm not aware of dry ounces being different.

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                                  glennPattonPub
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                                  Oh OK, still a big butt cat!

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                                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                    If it is ill-tempered it goes, if it harms a member of the family it'll be buried out back!

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                                    Cat - the other white meat.:cool:

                                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    • R Rage

                                      Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                      ~RaGE();

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                                      Johann van der Smut
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                                      Heartily seconded! I hate cats! :mad:

                                      I love go-o-o-o-ld!

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                                        This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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                                        charlieg
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                                        Let's see, how would this go in my house? 1) cat scratches baby... 2) all children/wife screaming... 3) I check my man card, yes, this is not permissible... 4) loud click as something gets loaded... 5) cat hissing loudly, threatening to scratch more... aim... 6) more screaming, "What are you doing? Don't shoot the kitty!!! What kind of person are you?" You need therapy!!! Girls start petting the cat giving me venomous looks... :wtf: :doh:

                                        Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

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