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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    I'll see you and raise you![^]

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    DeathByChocolate
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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I fail to see how that, which is basically a balloon badly shaped as a fluffy animal, is better than 4, that is FOUR, perfectly formed chocolate sheep! Your raise is a fail! ;P

    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I fail to see how that, which is basically a balloon badly shaped as a fluffy animal, is better than 4, that is FOUR, perfectly formed chocolate sheep! Your raise is a fail! ;P

      "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      But you see young lady, you can't [REDACTED] chocolate!

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        But you see young lady, you can't [REDACTED] chocolate!

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        DeathByChocolate
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        ... all I got from that was "young" and "lady"! ;P

        "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          You said Tuesday was good for COBOL:

          000010 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
          000020 PROGRAM-ID. SLEEVE.
          000030 AUTHOR. NAGY VILMOS.
          000040 DATE-WRITTEN. 2014-03-25
          000050 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
          000060 INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
          000070 FILE-CONTROL.
          000080 SELECT GRIFF-FILE ASSIGN TO SYSIN
          000090 ORGANIZATION IS LINE SEQUENTIAL.
          000100 SELECT VILMOS-FILE ASSIGN TO SYSOUT
          000110 ORGANIZATION IS LINE SEQUENTIAL.
          000120
          000130 DATA DIVISION.
          000140 FILE SECTION.
          000150 FD GRIFF-FILE
          000160 RECORD CONTAINS 80 CHARACTERS
          000170 DATA RECORD IS GRIFF-IN.
          000180 01 GRIFF-IN
          000181 05 SOURCE PIC X(11).
          000182 05 FILLER PIC X(69).
          000190
          000200 FD VILMOS-FILE
          000210 RECORD CONTAINS 80 CHARACTERS
          000220 DATA RECORD IS VILMOS-OUT.
          000230 01 VILMOS-OUT PIC X(80).
          000240
          000250 WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
          000260 01 DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH PIC X(2) VALUE SPACES.
          000261 01 RECORDS-WRITTEN PIC 99.
          000270
          000320 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
          000321
          000330 TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE.
          000340 OPEN INPUT GRIFF-FILE
          000350 OUTPUT VILMOS-FILE.
          000351 MOVE ZERO TO RECORDS-WRITTEN.
          000360 READ GRIFF-FILE
          000370 AT END MOVE 'NO' TO DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH
          000380 END-READ.
          000390 PERFORM TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE
          000410 UNTIL DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH = 'NO'.
          000420 CLOSE GRIFF-FILE
          000430 VILMOS-FILE.
          000440 STOP RUN.
          000450
          000460 TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE.
          000470 MOVE GRIFF-IN TO VILMOS-OUT.
          000480 IF SOURCE = 'CODEPROJECT'
          000490 WRITE VILMOS-OUT.
          000500 READ GRIFF-FILE
          000510 AT END MOVE 'NO' TO DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH
          000520 END-READ.

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          BobJanova
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          I don't understand this. I think that makes me young and lucky.

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            In the balance, I'd lean towards COBOL over VB6 just for the novelty value.

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            Roger Wright
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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            I'd lean towards COBOL over VB6 just for the novelty value.

            Not to mention the increased efficiency!

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            • D DeathByChocolate

              Well, I do like a challenge (and I know the way to Griff's heart)! :-D

              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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              Roger Wright
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              DeathByChocolate wrote:

              I know the way to Griff's heart)

              Would that be the sheep, or the chocolate? ;)

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                You said Tuesday was good for COBOL:

                000010 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
                000020 PROGRAM-ID. SLEEVE.
                000030 AUTHOR. NAGY VILMOS.
                000040 DATE-WRITTEN. 2014-03-25
                000050 ENVIRONMENT DIVISION.
                000060 INPUT-OUTPUT SECTION.
                000070 FILE-CONTROL.
                000080 SELECT GRIFF-FILE ASSIGN TO SYSIN
                000090 ORGANIZATION IS LINE SEQUENTIAL.
                000100 SELECT VILMOS-FILE ASSIGN TO SYSOUT
                000110 ORGANIZATION IS LINE SEQUENTIAL.
                000120
                000130 DATA DIVISION.
                000140 FILE SECTION.
                000150 FD GRIFF-FILE
                000160 RECORD CONTAINS 80 CHARACTERS
                000170 DATA RECORD IS GRIFF-IN.
                000180 01 GRIFF-IN
                000181 05 SOURCE PIC X(11).
                000182 05 FILLER PIC X(69).
                000190
                000200 FD VILMOS-FILE
                000210 RECORD CONTAINS 80 CHARACTERS
                000220 DATA RECORD IS VILMOS-OUT.
                000230 01 VILMOS-OUT PIC X(80).
                000240
                000250 WORKING-STORAGE SECTION.
                000260 01 DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH PIC X(2) VALUE SPACES.
                000261 01 RECORDS-WRITTEN PIC 99.
                000270
                000320 PROCEDURE DIVISION.
                000321
                000330 TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE.
                000340 OPEN INPUT GRIFF-FILE
                000350 OUTPUT VILMOS-FILE.
                000351 MOVE ZERO TO RECORDS-WRITTEN.
                000360 READ GRIFF-FILE
                000370 AT END MOVE 'NO' TO DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH
                000380 END-READ.
                000390 PERFORM TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE
                000410 UNTIL DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH = 'NO'.
                000420 CLOSE GRIFF-FILE
                000430 VILMOS-FILE.
                000440 STOP RUN.
                000450
                000460 TRANSFER-LAPTOP-SLEEVE.
                000470 MOVE GRIFF-IN TO VILMOS-OUT.
                000480 IF SOURCE = 'CODEPROJECT'
                000490 WRITE VILMOS-OUT.
                000500 READ GRIFF-FILE
                000510 AT END MOVE 'NO' TO DATA-REMAINS-SWITCH
                000520 END-READ.

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                Roger Wright
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                Brilliant! :-D I haven't done/seen COBOL since 1975! It took 200 Hollerith cards to do a 'Hello World' program, and my version generated 152 errors while compiling. The computer center expert that 'owned' the sacred COBOL manual could not identify one thing wrong with my code. That was my first and last attempt to use it, and I've never missed it. X|

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Brilliant! :-D I haven't done/seen COBOL since 1975! It took 200 Hollerith cards to do a 'Hello World' program, and my version generated 152 errors while compiling. The computer center expert that 'owned' the sacred COBOL manual could not identify one thing wrong with my code. That was my first and last attempt to use it, and I've never missed it. X|

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  For five years I was a fully paid up COBOL CODE MONKEY, it took me ages to stop using capitals.

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    For five years I was a fully paid up COBOL CODE MONKEY, it took me ages to stop using capitals.

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                    Roger Wright
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                    Oh, you poor man! That explains so much about the way you turned out... :omg:

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                    • R Roger Wright

                      Brilliant! :-D I haven't done/seen COBOL since 1975! It took 200 Hollerith cards to do a 'Hello World' program, and my version generated 152 errors while compiling. The computer center expert that 'owned' the sacred COBOL manual could not identify one thing wrong with my code. That was my first and last attempt to use it, and I've never missed it. X|

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                      Steve Mayfield
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                      Probably left off the '.' at the end of a line ;)

                      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                      • S Steve Mayfield

                        Probably left off the '.' at the end of a line ;)

                        Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                        Roger Wright
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                        Very likely true, Steve. A very picky language, COBOL is!

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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