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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Wow! Two bad copy/pastes in one day. Do it again and I'll ding ya.

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    Lost User
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    Nagy hasn't found his balloon.

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    • D Dan Neely

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      You aren't supposed to eat the balloons, silly.

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      • V Vishal Pand3y

        Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
        Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each one a balloon.
        Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen.
        Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
        Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes.
        Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with eachother, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
        At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
        Now each one was asked to randomaly collect a balloon and give it to the the person whose name was written on it.
        Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
        The speaker began-- Exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
        Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

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        I'd of popped every balloon that I found that didn't have my name on it. I would have found mine within 2 minutes.

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        • L Lost User

          I'd of popped every balloon that I found that didn't have my name on it. I would have found mine within 2 minutes.

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          chriselst
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          I wouldn't have written my name on my balloon, it would have said Hugh Janus or Mike Hunt or some such similar.

          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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            Rage
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            :-D awesome !

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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            • V Vishal Pand3y

              Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
              Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each one a balloon.
              Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen.
              Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
              Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes.
              Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with eachother, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
              At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
              Now each one was asked to randomaly collect a balloon and give it to the the person whose name was written on it.
              Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
              The speaker began-- Exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
              Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

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              Duncan Edwards Jones
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              This algorithm could still be made more parallel - we have two hands for two balloons....and there is no exception handling for two or more people having the same name.

              Vishal Pand3y wrote:

              And this is the purpose of human life

              Oh - it appears to be a zero sum game. :^)

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              • C chriselst

                I wouldn't have written my name on my balloon, it would have said Hugh Janus or Mike Hunt or some such similar.

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                Lost User
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                You have a giant donkey?

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                • L Lost User

                  You have a giant donkey?

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                  chriselst
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                  Do you not?

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  • N Nish Nishant

                    How about people with the same names? Would handwriting matches be used to absolutely verify that they got their original balloons back?

                    Regards, Nish


                    Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Latest article: C++ 11 features in Visual C++ 2013 Preview

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                    _AK_
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                    You will get a ban from attending the seminars. :)

                    .AK.

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                    • R Rage

                      :-D awesome !

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                      Dan Neely
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                      Is this the first time you've seen megaspew? I've used it maybe a dozen times since last summer. Mostly to express my displeasure about crap posted as insider news.

                      Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                      • C chriselst

                        I wouldn't have written my name on my balloon, it would have said Hugh Janus or Mike Hunt or some such similar.

                        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                        Dan Neely
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                        and then you've been busted when everyone else had their balloon back.

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                        • B Blue Waffle

                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          Do it again and I'll ding ya

                          That's abuse. He is not being abusive or Spamming. Besides the reply's to these sort of threads are one of the best things about the Lounge, don't deny us that.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          This is not SO, this is Codeproject. There are rules.

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                          • L Lost User

                            Nagy hasn't found his balloon.

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Faarrrkkkk the balloons! I've got a PIN! :-D

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              This is not SO, this is Codeproject. There are rules.

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                              Blue Waffle
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                              There is no rule that says you can vote to remove someone for posting something you don't find interesting.

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Wow! Two bad copy/pastes in one day. Do it again and I'll ding ya.

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                                BobJanova
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                                I'm honestly not sure why this is worse (apart from the formatting fail) from 'Griff, look at this [story about sheep]' or 'What I had for lunch today' or CCC.

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                                • V Vishal Pand3y

                                  Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
                                  Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each one a balloon.
                                  Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen.
                                  Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
                                  Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes.
                                  Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with eachother, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
                                  At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
                                  Now each one was asked to randomaly collect a balloon and give it to the the person whose name was written on it.
                                  Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
                                  The speaker began-- Exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
                                  Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  I actually vomited when I read this utter drivel: complete, unadulterated bollocks. X|

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                  • B BobJanova

                                    I'm honestly not sure why this is worse (apart from the formatting fail) from 'Griff, look at this [story about sheep]' or 'What I had for lunch today' or CCC.

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Tis the formatting, it sucketh like a Hilton; hotel or heiress. :laugh:

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      It would be even funnier if he applied Euro-English (5th year version):

                                      The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

                                      As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

                                      In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

                                      There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

                                      In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

                                      By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

                                      After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
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                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                      Me, all the time

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                                      Rage
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                                      And so were born the Dutch...

                                      ~RaGE();

                                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                                      • B Blue Waffle

                                        There is no rule that says you can vote to remove someone for posting something you don't find interesting.

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Blue Waffle wrote:

                                        There is no rule that says you can vote to remove someone for posting something you don't find interesting.

                                        Unfortunately, there is also no rule which says you can't.

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • V Vishal Pand3y

                                          Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar.
                                          Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each one a balloon.
                                          Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen.
                                          Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.
                                          Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes.
                                          Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with eachother, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.
                                          At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
                                          Now each one was asked to randomaly collect a balloon and give it to the the person whose name was written on it.
                                          Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.
                                          The speaker began-- Exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.
                                          Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness, you will get your own happiness. And this is the purpose of human life.

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                                          Marc Clifton
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                                          Contrary to all the negative feedback you're getting, I actually like that parable! Marc

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