Distinction between Guts and Balls
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To those who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out drinking with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom and having the Balls to say, you're next chubby. I hope this clears up any confusions on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death
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To those who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out drinking with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the bottom and having the Balls to say, you're next chubby. I hope this clears up any confusions on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death
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Haven't seen you here in a while. Welcome back.
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Thanks, you recognizing it makes me feel even more home now ;) I was kind of busy raising the little ones ;)
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Thanks, you recognizing it makes me feel even more home now ;) I was kind of busy raising the little ones ;)
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
I was kind of busy raising the little ones
That is literally a life-long task !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.
That's right, I sometimes just want to set a breakpoint :)