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  • B BotCar

    Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote:

    Two things are going on that are literally driving programmers crazy. One is something known as the "imposter syndrome." ...

    What's the other one?

    What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

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    S Houghtelin
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    Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote:

    Women programmers

    :~

    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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    • A Argonia

      Thanks to my boss I am sure I will never suffer from this again. The last thing he told me was : Do not use foreach for this list to interate though the items. Better use linq....

      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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      Clodetta del Mar
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      :eek: :wtf: i guess knowledge was not the reason why your Boss actually became your Boss... :doh: ;)

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      • L Lost User

        Nice job copying this[^]. Excellent ctrl+c/ctrl+v skills. No offence, but the reason I even looked for plagiarism is that I just couldn't believe you had suddenly become so articulate. You could try adding errors the next time you "borrow" some text without attribution.

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        Damn. We still don't know what the second thing is.

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          Damn. We still don't know what the second thing is.

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          Duncan Edwards Jones
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          "I'm poster" syndrome - where I feel I am the poster of a message...

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            Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote:

            Women programmers

            :~

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            Argonia
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            I (think of myself as ) am a woman programer and I can think of several other CPians, who are also. You better not say anything wrong (bad) about us or something may happen. Be prepared and be scared ! :laugh:

            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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            • A Argonia

              Thanks to my boss I am sure I will never suffer from this again. The last thing he told me was : Do not use foreach for this list to interate though the items. Better use linq....

              Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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              Deflinek
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              Hahaha this is good one :D I sometimes let resharper to change pices of code to linq as he advises, just to enjoy the result for a while and ctrl-z it back :) Sure - 5-6 lines of code became one, but perfectly readable code vanished...

              -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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              • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                "I'm poster" syndrome - where I feel I am the poster of a message...

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                BotCar
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                This deserves more upvotes.

                What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

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                  I (think of myself as ) am a woman programer and I can think of several other CPians, who are also. You better not say anything wrong (bad) about us or something may happen. Be prepared and be scared ! :laugh:

                  Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  I meant no offense :rose: My best mentors in learning, programming and on the job have been women to whom I owe a debt of gratitude.

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    I meant no offense :rose: My best mentors in learning, programming and on the job have been women to whom I owe a debt of gratitude.

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    Argonia
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                    Yes, its true the best programmers are all women :-D

                    Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                    • A Argonia

                      Yes, its true the best programmers are all women :-D

                      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      True, true, my wife has me programmed. :laugh: ...oops, gotta' go.

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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