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So I guess I owe him money now...

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    Sander Rossel
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    I recently needed a lawyer, but I didn't have too much money to spare. So I found one and asked him if he could answer two questions for $500. "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

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      I recently needed a lawyer, but I didn't have too much money to spare. So I found one and asked him if he could answer two questions for $500. "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

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      thatraja
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      Sander Rossel wrote:

      "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

      Why this joke here instead of Lounge? I don't visit soapbox at work, I just saw this one.

      thatraja

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        Sander Rossel wrote:

        "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

        Why this joke here instead of Lounge? I don't visit soapbox at work, I just saw this one.

        thatraja

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        Sander Rossel
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        Not sure. This is just where I post jokes :)

        It's an OO world.

        public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
        {
        public void DoWork()
        {
        throw new NotSupportedException();
        }
        }

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          Not sure. This is just where I post jokes :)

          It's an OO world.

          public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
          {
          public void DoWork()
          {
          throw new NotSupportedException();
          }
          }

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          thatraja
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          Nothing wrong. I think I missed some of your jokes. Here our members post only adult jokes( and jokes not suitable for Lounge). He's[^] famous here.

          thatraja

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            Nothing wrong. I think I missed some of your jokes. Here our members post only adult jokes( and jokes not suitable for Lounge). He's[^] famous here.

            thatraja

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            Sander Rossel
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            thatraja wrote:

            I think I missed some of your jokes.

            I don't think you did. I don't make a lot of posts anymore. I'm aware of the nature of the Soapbox. Still, for some reason, I usually post my jokes here. I'll think about the lounge next time I post a joke :)

            It's an OO world.

            public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
            {
            public void DoWork()
            {
            throw new NotSupportedException();
            }
            }

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              Sander Rossel wrote:

              "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

              Why this joke here instead of Lounge? I don't visit soapbox at work, I just saw this one.

              thatraja

              Code converters | Education Needed | Improve EverythingNew

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              Jorgen Andersson
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              It mentions lawyers and the lounge is supposed to be kss. ;)

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                Sander Rossel wrote:

                "Sure", he said, "what's your second question?"

                Why this joke here instead of Lounge? I don't visit soapbox at work, I just saw this one.

                thatraja

                Code converters | Education Needed | Improve EverythingNew

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                krumia
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                Why this joke here instead of Lounge?

                That's the second question? ;P

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                  Quote:

                  Why this joke here instead of Lounge?

                  That's the second question? ;P

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                  I'll send you the invoice for $500...

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                    Nothing wrong. I think I missed some of your jokes. Here our members post only adult jokes( and jokes not suitable for Lounge). He's[^] famous here.

                    thatraja

                    Code converters | Education Needed | Improve EverythingNew

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                    loctrice
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                    That's incorrect. Many of us post SFW jokes here as well.

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