A new rise in Vampirism?
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So scientists have been researching injecting blood from younger mice into older mice to reverse some of the effects of aging..... Does this mean OAPs will now be using denchers with fangs installed in order to steal the blood of their younger victims? New blood 'recharges old brain', mouse study suggests[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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So scientists have been researching injecting blood from younger mice into older mice to reverse some of the effects of aging..... Does this mean OAPs will now be using denchers with fangs installed in order to steal the blood of their younger victims? New blood 'recharges old brain', mouse study suggests[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
Actually not a bad idea at all. However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD. What happens is this... You take many pints of your own blood and freeze it (Obviously over time, not all at once!) Build up a reserve of maybe 20 pints. As you age, (and by this it means usually post 70 years) you start pumping in the blood you took when you were much younger. This blood is much more densely populated with T-Cells. Et Voilà, you have lots of super-repairo juice running through your veins and into your organs and brain. All those T-Cells (that die out as you get older) will then be doing their job.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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So scientists have been researching injecting blood from younger mice into older mice to reverse some of the effects of aging..... Does this mean OAPs will now be using denchers with fangs installed in order to steal the blood of their younger victims? New blood 'recharges old brain', mouse study suggests[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
Meh! This story is 500 years old[^]!
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Meh! This story is 500 years old[^]!
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Actually not a bad idea at all. However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD. What happens is this... You take many pints of your own blood and freeze it (Obviously over time, not all at once!) Build up a reserve of maybe 20 pints. As you age, (and by this it means usually post 70 years) you start pumping in the blood you took when you were much younger. This blood is much more densely populated with T-Cells. Et Voilà, you have lots of super-repairo juice running through your veins and into your organs and brain. All those T-Cells (that die out as you get older) will then be doing their job.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
I wonder how many people are tempted by this idea Dave? Also maybe it's a good business venture?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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And while reading this I happen to have Coldplay in my earphones: For you I'd bleed myself dry https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tdVAqxNLXiw#t=180[^]
Life is too shor
megaadam wrote:
And while reading this I happen to have Coldplay in my earphones:
That is horrible, can we do anything to help?
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I wonder how many people are tempted by this idea Dave? Also maybe it's a good business venture?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
We would need a good registry system and a load of Liquid Nitrogen! But yeah, charge by the Litre/Year and make lots of money.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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We would need a good registry system and a load of Liquid Nitrogen! But yeah, charge by the Litre/Year and make lots of money.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
The Blood Bucket! (And you don't need to change the logo, either! :laugh: )
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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megaadam wrote:
And while reading this I happen to have Coldplay in my earphones:
That is horrible, can we do anything to help?
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Actually not a bad idea at all. However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD. What happens is this... You take many pints of your own blood and freeze it (Obviously over time, not all at once!) Build up a reserve of maybe 20 pints. As you age, (and by this it means usually post 70 years) you start pumping in the blood you took when you were much younger. This blood is much more densely populated with T-Cells. Et Voilà, you have lots of super-repairo juice running through your veins and into your organs and brain. All those T-Cells (that die out as you get older) will then be doing their job.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
However, you must do it with your OWN BLOOD.
So T for two is out of the question?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Meh! This story is 500 years old[^]!
Hammer Horrors such as Countess of Blood[^] and Twins of Evil helped me through my teenage years"!
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So scientists have been researching injecting blood from younger mice into older mice to reverse some of the effects of aging..... Does this mean OAPs will now be using denchers with fangs installed in order to steal the blood of their younger victims? New blood 'recharges old brain', mouse study suggests[^]
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
I see a definite business opportunity here, plus a way to end world poverty. All us (relatively) rich old people will "borrow" the children of impoverished foreigners, feed them up to good health, then bleed them long enough to recharge our aged selves, and ship them back home with a full belly and a fiver in their pockets. In short order, all the old people will have their youth back, and the poor people will have better health, full tums, and a little spending money, to boot. Everybody wins! Of course, we'll probably need to neuter the kids to prevent us from being overrun by foreigners, but that's a small price to pay. :-D
Will Rogers never met me.
