Monday morning sucks

[Dalek Dave]

Alimentary my dear Watson. You could be visiting your proctologist.

--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Sucks to be you!

[Dinesh V Kumar]

I am sitting at my office waiting for a replacement machine..My machine broke down on friday afternoon (which is probably nice way to end a week and start a weekend..). They are yet to replace my machine..half a day gone by...

[SoMad]

Or you find out the hard way, that your dentist moonlights as a proctologist :-\ Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[SoMad]

Time machine? ;)

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[vonb]

Well, I started at a doctor's appointment (not the dentist).. Took more time to drive to the doctor's place than the actual appointment..

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[Rage]

If that can be of a cheer up, I guess you would not want to change jobs with @glennPattonWork lately. What language are you coding in ?

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

[Dycz]

C#... from 2006

[5imone]

That's exactly what i thought when this morning i took the scooter from the box and found the rear tire flat .... so i tried to put it again on the kickstand and it broke :mad: Monday morning sucks doubly

[Jorgen Andersson]

Well you know everything about fixing old legacy code, don't you. :) At least I know that no one else has touched the code I need to fix. I'm even happy enough to know that it's MS that broke it, not me. That said, I'm still having a load of forehead slapping moments here. :sigh:

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

[DeathByChocolate]

SoMad wrote:

that your dentist moonlights as a proctologist

... 'moonlights' .... that must be handy for him! ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[Nagy Vilmos]

As you get older, you get more legacy.

[SoMad]

Well, as a proctologist he needs to be handy :laugh:

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[DeathByChocolate]

You've put your finger on it there! ;)

"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[SoMad]

Yeah, thanks for offering me that opening. :-\ And don't accept any chocolates he might offer you. ;) [I'll get my coat] Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[DeathByChocolate]

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"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

[S Houghtelin]

I know what you mean, there's someone from our branch in Italy who's been bad mouthing some code I wrote back in '06. All I can say is, if they can do better, they can write their own bad code...

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[Dycz]

Well, I'm not saying the intern's code from 2006 is necessarily worst than mine: I'm just saying that, supposedly, in 2014 I have more instruments than what he/she had back in 2006 and, also, it might be the case that stuff he/she used at the time is not working anymore, got lost, et cetera... Also, my IDE is going to complain a lot about this 2006 project, before letting me actually edit it. Software simply gets old (and ugly), it's not the coders' faults.

[Tom Deketelaere]

No idea if it's worse but: I'm trying to wrap my head around mountains of spaghetti code written by a ex-colleague in order to try and fix the mountain off bugs in it, and all of that after getting only 1 hour of sleep last night (for some reason I just couldn't sleep). (Been trying to get my boss to agree to a full rewrite but no success as of yet)

[Dycz]

I guess he/she left no comments and no readable code, right? We're in the same boat, more or less :)