I recently overheared the following discussion in a bus
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"Oh my god, that boy is ugly..." "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!" "Uh, I am sorry. I didn't know you were the father..." "I AM HIS MOTHER!!!!"
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"Oh my god, that boy is ugly..." "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!" "Uh, I am sorry. I didn't know you were the father..." "I AM HIS MOTHER!!!!"
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you in the meantime."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you in the meantime."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeI heard that before but it is still funny every time I come across it ;)
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"Oh my god, that boy is ugly..." "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!" "Uh, I am sorry. I didn't know you were the father..." "I AM HIS MOTHER!!!!"
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"Oh my god, that boy is ugly..." "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!!!!" "Uh, I am sorry. I didn't know you were the father..." "I AM HIS MOTHER!!!!"
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you in the meantime."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timePossibly the best presentation ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_6vhgSAhuI[^]
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