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Swimmer Trapped By Beach Balls

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    JimmyRopes
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    Ouch[^] :-D

    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
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      Ouch[^] :-D

      Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
      The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
      I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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      Brisingr Aerowing
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      :doh: :wtf:

      What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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        Ouch[^] :-D

        Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
        The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
        I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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        GuyThiebaut
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        Why didn't they just use some ice?:~

        “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

        ― Christopher Hitchens

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          Why didn't they just use some ice?:~

          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

          ― Christopher Hitchens

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          Mycroft Holmes
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          My first thought was I don't think I want a beach guard breaking apart the chair where my balls are stuck. Most beaches have drink vendors, dip his balls in a coke or something.

          Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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            Why didn't they just use some ice?:~

            “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

            ― Christopher Hitchens

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            JimmyRopes
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            Do you for one second think this story is real? :rolleyes:

            Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
            The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
            I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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              Why didn't they just use some ice?:~

              “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

              ― Christopher Hitchens

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              krumia
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              Just get into the beach guards shoes (okay slippers) for a minute. Would you want all those bikini girls in the beach to see you rub ice on some dudes testicles or would you like them to see you breaking a chair? :-\

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                Just get into the beach guards shoes (okay slippers) for a minute. Would you want all those bikini girls in the beach to see you rub ice on some dudes testicles or would you like them to see you breaking a chair? :-\

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                The lifeguard could just pour a cold coke out into a glass and have coke on the rocks.

                “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                ― Christopher Hitchens

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                  Ouch[^] :-D

                  Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                  I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                  That would be painful. Would the moral be don't go swimming naked or don't lay on a deck chair naked? hmmm

                  Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever! Rich Tennant 5th Wave

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                    That would be painful. Would the moral be don't go swimming naked or don't lay on a deck chair naked? hmmm

                    Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever! Rich Tennant 5th Wave

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                    JimmyRopes
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                    He had to have some pretty big balls! :omg:

                    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
                    The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                    I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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