A truck driver
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I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The Fin on their back and the big rows of teeth.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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If somebody could tell me a fool-proof way of identifying a lawyer from a distance, I'd oil the hinges on my car door.
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's a very sharkist comment!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
Oh Cod! Here we go again...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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For "Lawyer" read "Traffic Warden"... ;)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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Oh Cod! Here we go again...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
What's the difference between a shark and a traffic warden? One's a fearsome creature that attacks at random, draining your life blood, and the other's a shark!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
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They don't exist any more - they have been replaced by the even more dreaded "Civil Enforcement Officer"
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They have advantages: they have a single blue line on the hat / baseball cap, rather than two yellow lines. This means you are allowed to park on their heads...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Ah no - it's always open season! :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I am glad you have found a non-offensive way to present the joke.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
yeah, even lawyers are gonna shrug and nod at that.
