New idea for a sport
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
You need separate categories; politicians and lawyers, and adjust the strengths accordingly!
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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You need separate categories; politicians and lawyers, and adjust the strengths accordingly!
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer
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Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Richard Deeming wrote:
Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups.
True but; 1) Lethal but linger a very long time 2) ... 3) ... 4) ... 5) Kill the bastard quick
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Richard Deeming wrote:
Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups.
True but; 1) Lethal but linger a very long time 2) ... 3) ... 4) ... 5) Kill the bastard quick
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
You can't use #1 on a lawyer - every extra second it took them to die would cost you £100!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer
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You can't use #1 on a lawyer - every extra second it took them to die would cost you £100!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
And you don't think it's worth it?:confused:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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You can't use #1 on a lawyer - every extra second it took them to die would cost you £100!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Damn and that's a cheap lawyer. :)
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Richard Deeming wrote:
Why would you need to adjust the strength? Surely "lethal" is the correct dose for both of those groups.
True but; 1) Lethal but linger a very long time 2) ... 3) ... 4) ... 5) Kill the bastard quick
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
If they aren't going be suffering, what's the point of a slow death.
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Have them run past a gallery of shooters instead of some official having all the fun of shooting them. If they are shot outside the target zone penalties apply. Target zone to be decided by crowd acclamation. Profession of runner to be published prior to race.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote:
Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Maybe if it were a "celebrity" event. And maybe have a steamroller or similar set to follow the pack to encourage any stragglers.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Maybe if it were a "celebrity" event.
Make it a Political event, and I'm there. Especially if the steamroller is following.
Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Love it. I picture the lawyers taking the time to remove the dart, and sacrifice the leg with a tight tourniquet before running. But I think we should do it with Congress, and as they approach the finish line. We have the NRA sponsored shooters, and the OTHER SIDE (Pun intended) would be anti-gunners. So any stray shots that missed the runners, could take out someone anyways :-) All said and done, we'd be a better country. === Libertarian... Someone who believes they are above the Left and the Right
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
The best part is that they'd all be disqualified at the end, for failing the drugs test.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Inspired by the man shot with a tranquilizer and a lad in the office commenting he'd love to be shot with a tranquilizer to see what it felt like. Normal athletics track, contestants line up, but instead of a starting pistol each one is shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart, this signals they should start running. The winner is whoever can run the farthest. Different strength shots can be used to get different length races. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch that.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Combine this sport with elections, and I'd definitely pay to watch. Line up each candidate, dart 'em, and let 'em go. For the primaries, the 2 that get the farthest get to come back in November for the General. We could call it "The Bungler Games". I don't think we could do much worse that who's been in office lately. :laugh:
