This is why we should always proof read our emails before we hit send.
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
For a secretary, it could be considered as a professional failure, couldn't it? Another morale could be: Never let your wife read your emails. :) Never marry someone who can read. (no, this one is too harsch) Never put your pen in the wrong hands. (this one seems pretty senseful)
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Was this the same boss that was a shrink, and was divorced from his first wife when she read his email addressed to "the rapist:?
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
That's why you don't let your wife read your email. Durhhh.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
HA HA HA ROFL ;P :laugh: ;)
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a thank you note by email. Boss's wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful. I really enjoyed using it for the first time last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow, and can easily take a firm stroke once I removed the cap. Initially its tip had to be licked a few times (something not everyone is likely to even think of doing, but with my experience something I've learned to do in the past, and it's easy to do once you get used to it) to bring it to working order. Once I got it flowing well, it's full, rich stream never stopped until I put it down. I loved its perfect size and the grip fit my hand like no other I've had the pleasure of holding. I was in heaven when holding it. Obviously I've always desired it and you must have picked up on my hints, because you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot. PS. I look forward to using it every chance I get." Moral: A "space" is an essential letter in writing.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
ROFL :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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