What to do with my free copy of The Sun?
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Wrap each page around a copy of the Argos catalogue.
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The best thing to clean windows with is B&W section of newspaper.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
Yep: and white vinegar to cut the grease.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You might want to hang on to page 3. ;)
Will Rogers never met me.
I hear there wasn't one in that issue. Well, there was a third page, but not a page 3.
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Yep: and white vinegar to cut the grease.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Haven't tried vinegar but used to wash windows professionally and would use a couple drops of Dawn dish washing soap and it worked great. Other soaps worked but Dawn was the best and left no streaks. Learned about the news paper trick from a friend that detailed cars for a living.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Find the ad man who came up with the idea, and insert it where your half thong is "connected"?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
You mean where the Sun don't shine? :)
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Against my will I now have a copy of the Sun which was delivered to my house, and it appears the whole Country got one. So did you get yours? And what should I do with mine? Best answer will be acted on.
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Haven't tried vinegar but used to wash windows professionally and would use a couple drops of Dawn dish washing soap and it worked great. Other soaps worked but Dawn was the best and left no streaks. Learned about the news paper trick from a friend that detailed cars for a living.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
It's also really good for screen wiper blades: because they get covered in all sorts of gunk and it cuts through it nicely without damaging the rubber (or whatever they are made of these days). When I rode motorcycles all the time, I learned another use for dish washing liquid: a single drop rubbed over the inside of the visor and "buffed" stops it misting up on the inside for about a week. Works with spectacles as well.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Post it back to
FREEPOST, The Sun, London E98 1AX- every copy sent back costs them money! :-D
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Wrapped around a brick to help stabilise the package in the parcel sorting office.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Put it on your neighbor's porch tomorrow morning. See if they notice getting the same paper two days in a row.
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MehGerbil wrote:
See if they notice getting the same paper two days in a row.
In other words, you want him to see if his neighbor's going to shout "REPOST!!!" tomorrow morning...
dandy72 wrote:
shout "REPOST!!!" tomorrow morning
Now that would be scary! :laugh:
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I hear there wasn't one in that issue. Well, there was a third page, but not a page 3.
All the more reason to send it back.:mad:
Will Rogers never met me.
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It's also really good for screen wiper blades: because they get covered in all sorts of gunk and it cuts through it nicely without damaging the rubber (or whatever they are made of these days). When I rode motorcycles all the time, I learned another use for dish washing liquid: a single drop rubbed over the inside of the visor and "buffed" stops it misting up on the inside for about a week. Works with spectacles as well.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
When I rode motorcycles all the time, I learned another use for dish washing liquid: a single drop rubbed over the inside of the visor and "buffed" stops it misting up on the inside for about a week. Works with spectacles as well.
Yeah when I learned to dive we spit on the inside of the mask to keep it from fogging.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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I was on a lads holiday when I was younger and we ran out of loo roll, too hung over to get our ass's down the shops to buy some more we used old copies of The Sun. Worked very well. :)
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