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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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    Valar Morghulis

    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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      It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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      We had. We were just too polite to tell you that you were stinking up the place.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        You found a way to make intelligent zombies and you didn't share it with the rest of us ? :omg: Shame on you! Right now I could have intelligent army of super zombies and I would have conquered Middle Earth. Clones will do too.

        Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          Valar Morghulis

          There are two kinds of people in the world: those who separate humankind in two distinct categories, and those who don't. "I have two hobbies: breasts." DSK

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          Valar Dohaeris

          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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            Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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              Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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              Looking forward to the drugs at 70 then, the other stuff not so much. :)

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              • R Rage

                Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

                ~RaGE();

                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                Rage wrote:

                I hope to die around 70

                Say that again when you're 69.

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                  Rage wrote:

                  I hope to die around 70

                  Say that again when you're 69.

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                  I'll take the bet.

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                    We had. We were just too polite to tell you that you were stinking up the place.

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                    What! You mean my anti-pong is ineffective? :laugh:

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                    • A Argonia

                      You found a way to make intelligent zombies and you didn't share it with the rest of us ? :omg: Shame on you! Right now I could have intelligent army of super zombies and I would have conquered Middle Earth. Clones will do too.

                      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                      :-O I don't get called intelligent often!

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • R Rage

                        Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                        Rage wrote:

                        Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise

                        Does that include grinding with Crusader in Diablo 3 for hours per day (ok ok, "for hours" sounds so "hardcore" max for one hour before and after work). You know, killing hordes of evil zombies and demons isn't an easy task :D

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          :-O I don't get called intelligent often!

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                          You are wrong. What do you call that yellow piece of paper you received recently in the mail and mentioned something about framing it ?

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                            You are wrong. What do you call that yellow piece of paper you received recently in the mail and mentioned something about framing it ?

                            Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                            A summons.

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                              Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

                              ~RaGE();

                              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                              Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                You found a way to make intelligent zombies and you didn't share it with the rest of us ? :omg: Shame on you! Right now I could have intelligent army of super zombies and I would have conquered Middle Earth. Clones will do too.

                                Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                                Too late. The zombies moved to Luton.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  We are not speaking about brain death, Dave... OOOPS :rolleyes:

                                  Veni, vidi, vici.

                                  In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                                    Eh, eh, I will survive you many years,... (comfortably cheating on the test)

                                    Veni, vidi, vici.

                                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                      My point exactly. Nothing beats maths.

                                      ~RaGE();

                                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                        OK, I'll buy that, Dr Griff. Now work out the equation that says I can have bacon for every meal. :-D


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                                        • CPalliniC CPallini

                                          Eh, eh, I will survive you many years,... (comfortably cheating on the test)

                                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                                          Come on, Carlo, you are not 18 anymore.

                                          ~RaGE();

                                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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