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  • A Argonia

    You found a way to make intelligent zombies and you didn't share it with the rest of us ? :omg: Shame on you! Right now I could have intelligent army of super zombies and I would have conquered Middle Earth. Clones will do too.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Too late. The zombies moved to Luton.

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    • R Rage

      Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise will allow you 7 more years of life expectancy. This is nowhere worth it ! First, I hope to die around 70, everything that comes after is no way worth it since only slow-down to death (drugs, diapers, loosing your mind, etc...), and give your children bad feelings because they should have to take care of you (or worse, have them taking care of you). Then, I don't want to loose one hour everyday of my young years to do sports, 2 in communting are already enough lost time X| Plus all my friends who are into jogging or tennis or cycling or other nonsense practices are injured half of the time, have sinew in bad shape, etc.. I have never understood why people would inflict that purposely to themselves. :confused:

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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      Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        CPallini
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        We are not speaking about brain death, Dave... OOOPS :rolleyes:

        Veni, vidi, vici.

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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          Eh, eh, I will survive you many years,... (comfortably cheating on the test)

          Veni, vidi, vici.

          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            Rage
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            My point exactly. Nothing beats maths.

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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            • CPalliniC CPallini

              Eh, eh, I will survive you many years,... (comfortably cheating on the test)

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              Rage
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              Come on, Carlo, you are not 18 anymore.

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                OK, I'll buy that, Dr Griff. Now work out the equation that says I can have bacon for every meal. :-D


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                • A Argonia

                  Rage wrote:

                  Seems to be like 1h/day of exercise

                  Does that include grinding with Crusader in Diablo 3 for hours per day (ok ok, "for hours" sounds so "hardcore" max for one hour before and after work). You know, killing hordes of evil zombies and demons isn't an easy task :D

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                  Rage
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                  In my case, this would be feverishly browsing imgur.com. I doubt it counts, though.

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

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                    Rage
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                    Now I understand the smell... ;P

                    ~RaGE();

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      A summons.

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                      I just send those back "not known at this address"

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                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • R Rage

                        Come on, Carlo, you are not 18 anymore.

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                        CPallini
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                        Right, but: "Inside I'm young and pretty" :-D

                        Veni, vidi, vici.

                        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Six years. Just in time to retire

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              I died six years ago

                              Well, at least that explains the smell.

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                                Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                Espen Harlinn
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                putting on the silly clothes

                                why not do it home like the rest of us ... A bit of adventure is probably just fine ... but each day, at the gym, that seems a bit extreme ...

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Eight years to go - plenty of time for Last Call.

                                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                                    _Damian S_
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                                    I see what you did there!! :rolleyes:

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                                      Colborne_Greg
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                                      The information used to provide years left on someone's life is based on incomplete data

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        What! You mean my anti-pong is ineffective? :laugh:

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                                        greldak
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                                        What - you're still playin Pong - no wonder no-one noticed. ;P

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                                          What - you're still playin Pong - no wonder no-one noticed. ;P

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                                          No, I'm playing AntiPong: The ball tries to eat the bats, and you have to avoid it.

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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