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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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    Corporal Agarn
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    Six years. Just in time to retire

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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      MacSpudster
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      For those who don't read this msg, nor affirm having done such, I promise* you will live for ever. .

      *Participants must print and sign affirming they have read this msg in its entirety.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        It's a bit rubbish - I died six years ago and hadn't noticed... :laugh:

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        W Balboos GHB
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        I died six years ago

        Well, at least that explains the smell.

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Yeah - and if you think about it, 1 hr/day is about 3 complete years by the time you are seventy. But...if you take out the time you sleep (and the hour a day exercising) it gets more complex. 7 years = 7 * 365.25 * (24 - 8 - 1) = 38,351.25 hours. But...to get that extra time, you have spent 25,267.5 hours in the gym. And it will feel like twice that. Plus there is the time travelling to and from the gym, putting on the silly clothes, taking a shower (again), dressing normally again... You are statistically better off dying earlier and using the time you could have spent exercising enjoying yourself. And you get less exposure to Radio 1 :laugh:

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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          Espen Harlinn
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          putting on the silly clothes

          why not do it home like the rest of us ... A bit of adventure is probably just fine ... but each day, at the gym, that seems a bit extreme ...

          Espen Harlinn Principal Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services AS Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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            Roger Wright
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            Eight years to go - plenty of time for Last Call.

            Will Rogers never met me.

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              For those who don't read this msg, nor affirm having done such, I promise* you will live for ever. .

              *Participants must print and sign affirming they have read this msg in its entirety.

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              _Damian S_
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              I see what you did there!! :rolleyes:

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                Colborne_Greg
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                The information used to provide years left on someone's life is based on incomplete data

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  What! You mean my anti-pong is ineffective? :laugh:

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  greldak
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                  What - you're still playin Pong - no wonder no-one noticed. ;P

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                    What - you're still playin Pong - no wonder no-one noticed. ;P

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    No, I'm playing AntiPong: The ball tries to eat the bats, and you have to avoid it.

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                      KarstenK
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                      Do you really believe that software? ;-) If you play around with settings, you can gain some yersa => change your livestyle :rolleyes:

                      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                      • K KarstenK

                        Do you really believe that software? ;-) If you play around with settings, you can gain some yersa => change your livestyle :rolleyes:

                        Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                        9082365
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                        I won't believe it! 13 more years to put up with. It's enough to make you wish you were dead!

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                        • 9 9082365

                          I won't believe it! 13 more years to put up with. It's enough to make you wish you were dead!

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                          KarstenK
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                          The problem isnt getting old, but stay healthy and live well and in peace. :-O

                          Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                            Kirk 10389821
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                            Wow, if I eat more fatty foods, stop all my exercise, I lose 6 years, gives me 23 left. I have to work for about 8 more, and I have enough money to last 10 after that. Maybe if I drop the veggies... Thanks... Best retirement planning tool EVER! :-)

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                              BrainiacV
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                              Bit of a problem here, I'm 59 and male, but my liver is only 43 and female. So splitting the difference between 75 and 90 gives me 82.5, which would give me 23.5 years to go. Not considering future bioprinting of other replacement parts and cyborg enhancements I'll no doubt opt for.

                              Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.

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                              • L Lost User

                                Rage wrote:

                                I hope to die around 70

                                Say that again when you're 69.

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                                Richard Barbre
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                                I'll be 61 in a couple of months and STILL say that!

                                One day soon, I suppose I should come up with one! Something like: There are times I really miss the old DOS programming days.

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                                  I'll be 61 in a couple of months and STILL say that!

                                  One day soon, I suppose I should come up with one! Something like: There are times I really miss the old DOS programming days.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Richard Barbre wrote:

                                  There are times I really miss the old DOS programming days.

                                  Well sort of, but it woudn't be much of a challenge any more.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    No, I'm playing AntiPong: The ball tries to eat the bats, and you have to avoid it.

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    CodeZombie62
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                                    I guess you can change your signature now: Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                                      RafagaX
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                                      Well, it looks that awaits me a long and fulfilling life... time to buy some cigarettes!

                                      CEO at: - Rafaga Systems - Para Facturas - Modern Components for the moment...

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        But how soon? According to this[^] I have a mere 33 years left upon the earth. :sigh:

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                                        Chad3F
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                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_KrSMdxqf0 :-D

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