This'll work

[Johnny J]

If your boss discovers that, I think you'll find him quite Hoth-stile.... ;)

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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Nagy Vilmos]

That won't be the worst of it. He's been touching me inappropriately lately, I'd quit if I wasn't self employed.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

You can get lower than that - using dual monitor! :laugh:

I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

[Nagy Vilmos]

I don't have a second screen, though I am considering using Mrs Wife's tablet for moviefication during the day.

[Lost User]

Luke is Darth Vaders son. Ha spoilt it for you.

[Argonia]

What a bad employer you have there. I read somewhere that if you use Graphic Image Nullifier with him your connection will improve! I wish you good luck sir.

Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

[Nagy Vilmos]

I am male. I am over the age of 7. I am a geek; borderline nerd. QED, I have seen the film. Also. A friend of mine's son is called Luke and he loves saying "Luke, I am your Father"; worked well until said son say Empire.

[Lost User]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

I am over the age of 7

:omg: :wtf: :omg: :wtf:

[BobJanova]

I can't get away with that kind of thing, my productivity reducer is a text stream of the cricket on one screen while I work on the other.

[WuRunZhe]

:^) How is your screen size? Which spec do you use?

[Corporal Agarn]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

I am over the age of 7

I thought that was the minimum age for your scotch.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Scotch? Never touch the bloody stuff. Occasionally I'll have whiskey, but never scotch.

[Corporal Agarn]

Not being a drinker it was the quickest thing I could think of. :-O I know you like the occasional gin. :)

[Nagy Vilmos]

The skill of being an occasional drinker is turning every opportunity into an occasion.