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  • K Karen Mitchelle

    Two kids were lying on a bed under a blanket. Little boy: I'm a boy. How about you? Little girl: I don't know. Little boy: Wait, I'll check. (Then he goes under the blanket) ... Little boy: You are a girl. Little girl: How do you know? Little boy: Because... ... my socks are BLUE and yours are PINK.

    Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Stolen.

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    • K Keith Barrow

      From Ugandan discussions with the local sheep?

      Alberto Brandolini:

      The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.

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      Now that's an obscure reference.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        You wear your dads socks?

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        Rage
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        Ah, grammar, who needs that ? A present I've gotten from my dads for my birthday.

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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        • R Rage

          Mine are striped green, yellow, blue, pink, orange, red. I kind of don't like them too much, but they are a birthday present of my dads.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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          Karen Mitchelle
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          dads? How many dad do you have?

          Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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          • K Karen Mitchelle

            dads? How many dad do you have?

            Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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            Rage
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            OK, maybe the joke was too hard to get[^].

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Personally, I prefer to fall on ladies, but I try not to land too hard...

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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              Karen Mitchelle
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              Yeah. That will be a major headache if you fall too hard. ;)

              Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Oh oh. Mine are green...

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                chriselst
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                I'm not wearing any socks. Or pants.

                Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  I'm not wearing any socks. Or pants.

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  TMI! TMI!

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Oh oh. Mine are green...

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    Bob?

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                      Bob?

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      No, I can swim.

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        Bob?

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                        Karen Mitchelle
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                        No. Griff can't make spoons bend through meditation. :laugh:

                        Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                        • R Rage

                          OK, maybe the joke was too hard to get[^].

                          ~RaGE();

                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                          Karen Mitchelle
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                          That was a joke?? :-\

                          Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                            That was a joke?? :-\

                            Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                            Rage
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                            If you don't stop pulling my leg, I'll tell my dads.

                            ~RaGE();

                            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what it used to.

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                            • K Karen Mitchelle

                              No. Griff can't make spoons bend through meditation. :laugh:

                              Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              I can't make spaghetti bend though meditation! :laugh:

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                I can't make spaghetti bend though meditation! :laugh:

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                How do you make spaghetti meditate?

                                One day I aspire to having a signature.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I can't make spaghetti bend though meditation! :laugh:

                                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                  Karen Mitchelle
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                                  That depends. Is it cooked or not? ;)

                                  Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    I can't make spaghetti bend though meditation! :laugh:

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    Jorgen Andersson
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                                    So not Bob, and not Bender.

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                      How do you make spaghetti meditate?

                                      One day I aspire to having a signature.

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                                      Karen Mitchelle
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                                      Now I'm imagining a meditating spaghetti. Can chocolates meditate, too? Hmmmn....

                                      Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64

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                                        So not Bob, and not Bender.

                                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        Definitely not a Bender! :laugh:

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Oh oh. Mine are green...

                                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                          MarkTJohnson
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                                          Mine used to be black but they're a dark grey/gray now. Am I old or dead?

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